Andres

Guy who makes bad jokes that sound similar to dad jokes. Thinks he's "hip" but is actually just dumb and funny. Takes major L's daily.

Guy 1-"you know what comes before physical strength? herpes."
Guy 2-"bro that was such an andres joke get out"

by Boneappleteeth November 26, 2016

Andres

Extremely tall and sexy Mexican man with a schlong that can destroy mountains.

Check out that Andres.

by allquip October 23, 2014

Andres

My son..the love of my life.... tqm papito...

my son Andres is Beautiful and so Amazing..

by Familia DPM March 24, 2010

Andre

A boy who you will easily fall in love with. He's caring he knows when something's wrong. He always makes you laugh, but when you need him the most he's not there so don't get to happy

"Yephe's definitely a Andre."

by The only girl9785 December 4, 2017

Andre

A hot and sexy guy. Ironically short and has a Huge dick! He has a great sense of humor and is very romantic. He can treat a girl right and is amazing in bed.

Who's that hottie, he's gotta be an Andre!

by Famous_Dexxtttt May 15, 2017

Andres

An amazingly handsome guy. His smile can make you feel some type of way. He can be a pain in the ass and be a dick but in the end always apologizes. If you have an andres in your life keep him close and never let him go. His kisses are soft and sweet. There is no one like him. He can sometimes drive you crazy and make you wanna stab him buttttt in the end you got to love him.

"I met this guy he is so handsome and sweet but he drives me crazy!"

"Girl he must be an andres!"

by Raylene5827 March 8, 2017

Andres

Cutest guy you'll meet. Features: Tall,athletic body, very interesting, active and passionate. Awesome kisser. Stylish. Could be very arrogant but backs it up and most of the time he'll vote himself the best

Man andres is my idol, i wish i had as much girls as him.

by Realist Dicationary March 20, 2017