bitch-and-a-half

a bitch, in "rare" form.

when Alicia kicked me in the testicles because I called her "fat."

you see a regular bitch would have just called me a "faggot" but being a "bitch-and-a-half" she opted to save her voice, and simply attack my manhood.

by Andrew Banta November 5, 2005

Coke and a smile

The late afro-american comedian Richard Prior coined the phrase a long time ago. The phrase is "Have a Coke and a smile and shut the F__K up!"

"Are you talking to me? Why don't have a Coke and a smile and shut the F__K up!"

by zimbab March 14, 2009

Nuts and a half

I) When one finds something very extroidanary, mind blowing, interesting
II) Used to define extreme actions taken by a person with little mind power
III) When someone does something life-risking and very dangerous

I) My god that was nuts and a half dude!!
II) Dude this jump is nuts and a half...
III) He jumped off the tower? He's nuts and a half, fo sho.

by DJ Striker November 13, 2004

between a pillow and a soft place

Describes a situation where something has two meanings to you, both of which warm your heart.

Cousin 1: You know, you've become like a sister to me!
Cousin 2: Awww, I'm touched that you feel that way, plus I feel like I've gained a sister! It puts me between a pillow and a soft place!

Guy: Being with you makes me want to be a better person.
Gal: I'm between a pillow and a soft place hearing you say that.

by snowscape January 10, 2011

Two Bars And A Four Loko

When Your Asking For An Ass Rape. meaning getting fuked up.

Ayy Two Bars And A Four Loko

"Oo hell Naww Sum1 Gna Get Raped."

by Ivan Prado August 23, 2011

34 and a half

Its the sexual act of 69 with a midget

I met a sexy ass midget at the mall and we ended up going back to my place and we did 34 and a half

by adenfaden December 22, 2009

a hootin' and a holleriin'

Excitement to the point of acting like a jackass yokel. This is what what Rooster, Red, and Trainmaster do after work while sitting at the Sultana bar, drinking Jack Daniels and Coors light.

After riding the mechanincal bull, Rooster was a hootin' and a hollerin' for some dancing girls.

by waltermitty August 21, 2004