american

an American is a person that could also be known as a Karan and a horrible person especially to Europeans they have no culture but racism and being idots they don't like tee alcohol and overall fun they are really dumb and especially bad at geography

if you meet an American in the wild you must run

by cats are gods February 28, 2022

American

The only type of people you can't make racist jokes about, people will laugh along with you on racist black jokes, asian jokes(etc)

Person A: makes slightly offensive American joke
Everyone: so.. you have chosen death

by mynameisirrevelant February 20, 2020

American

A person who is very obviously dumb while showing their ethnicity/beliefs as the best in the world.

They usually speak nonsence about vaccines,covid and or generally being an asshole to low-wage workers

Jenny: Vaccines cause autism and i wont vaccinate my kids because its my right! stop speaking to me in whatever language you are speaking to me! you need to be more educated.

John to Becky: Yup,she is an American alright.

by That Greek Dumbass August 29, 2022

American

some fat kid that always eats when i talk to him, when i play with him he shouts and screams and blames his shit on other people, god dam, i hate americans.

American: HEY BRO11!!111!1 WANT TO PALY PORTFTINE?!?!?!

Me: No, This game is trash.

American: DUDE PLEASE WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED? OMG MAN OMG *eats*

by yehojo May 1, 2021

American

To fuck your cousin while a big ass truck with a nice ass cold beer in one hand with a shotgun in the other

Cousin: What race are you?

Me: American bitch now come suck on this white dick

by Cousin Fucker 24/7 March 7, 2018

american

MASSIVE

Wow thats Massive HAHA i love football. i'm american!

by LOWWWWW August 1, 2021

American

Someone from America who knows nothing and calls football soccer and thinks the whole of ireland is under british rule and they are fat. When an American is a tiny bit irish they think they are full irish and make decisions for irish people instead of real irish people. They think they are cool and smart some are but there is only 3 levels of Americans the fat and dumb the ok and ok and the skinny and smart (mizzyfrog). They call the baseball World Cup the World Cup when only 16 countries play in it

"Hey bro who is that fat slob over there?"
"Oh don't worry it's only an American."
"Oh phew."

by Irish guy 1020 July 2, 2021