American

Someone from America who knows nothing and calls football soccer and thinks the whole of ireland is under british rule and they are fat. When an American is a tiny bit irish they think they are full irish and make decisions for irish people instead of real irish people. They think they are cool and smart some are but there is only 3 levels of Americans the fat and dumb the ok and ok and the skinny and smart (mizzyfrog). They call the baseball World Cup the World Cup when only 16 countries play in it

"Hey bro who is that fat slob over there?"
"Oh don't worry it's only an American."
"Oh phew."

by Irish guy 1020 July 2, 2021

american

MASSIVE

Wow thats Massive HAHA i love football. i'm american!

by LOWWWWW August 1, 2021

American

To fuck your cousin while a big ass truck with a nice ass cold beer in one hand with a shotgun in the other

Cousin: What race are you?

Me: American bitch now come suck on this white dick

by Cousin Fucker 24/7 March 7, 2018

American

some fat kid that always eats when i talk to him, when i play with him he shouts and screams and blames his shit on other people, god dam, i hate americans.

American: HEY BRO11!!111!1 WANT TO PALY PORTFTINE?!?!?!

Me: No, This game is trash.

American: DUDE PLEASE WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED? OMG MAN OMG *eats*

by yehojo May 1, 2021

American

(Pejorative): A clinically obese person

P1: "Jimmy look, an American!"
P2: "HAHAHAHAHA"

by You're Mome January 12, 2021

American

A person who eats corndogs and rides eagles.

Me: "Yo, you're an American?"
The Eagle behind the stranger: "CAW CAAAWW"

by That wee lad October 15, 2019

American

An American is a extremely obese man.

Hey look! Its an American!

by Fat Obama June 20, 2022