Alaskan Photoshop

The act of precision-ejaculation that renders a sexual partner more attractive than before by targetting facial deformities.

"Sally may well be a butterface but with a little Alaskan Photoshop she is a babe!"

"I don't have any computer skills so I just do some Alaskan Photoshop on my models before I shoot the pictures for my website."

by MinWang September 29, 2012

Alaskan Bear Child

The act of cutting open a bears stomach in Alaska and placing your sperm inside it, closing up the stomach, and waiting for a half bear half child to pop out.

Oh shit is that an Alaskan bear child

by Don Bruska February 16, 2017

alaskan log splitter

When a cock is inserted into an anus as a solid turd is egressing. The cock must split the turd hot-dog style for it to qualify as a "log splitter." Otherwise, it is known as an Alaskan Coal Miner.

"Yo dawg, I rammed this girl so hard last night, I gave her the Alaskan Log Splitter!"

by lmao_deeznuts June 10, 2017

Alaskan Tan-Line

The act of shitting one pants and stomping of the feet to knock said shit down to ankles, hence, smearing legs with fecal matter

Bloke 1: Oi mate i just shat me pants
Bloke 2: Just pull an Alaskan Tan-Line

by TimTam the Big cock man December 13, 2018

Amassador

A person, who by virtue of their position as ambassador of a country, is able to amass wealth.

Ni Hao got a great deal on some industrial land, a bit too goid in fact. The guy is a real amassador.

by Vatu January 22, 2019

Alaskan Tickle

A performance of such. Where you get naked and squat down to fluffy snow, clench your ass cheeks. Then proceed to rub your asshole into your friends nose whilst they sleep.

Guy: " hey! Remember that time you slipped an Alaskan Tickle on Adam and he woke up sneezing? "

by LÂ FÎzzy FÂggÔt September 30, 2019

Alaskan Penis Fuck

When an Alabama Hot Pocket is crafted, and is then readily inserted into the urethra of another man’s penis.

Dude 1: Yo, I just made an Alabama Hot Pocket with Graham’s shit. It’s so tender.

Dude 2: OMG!!! holy shit dude we should totally try that Alaskan Penis Fuck thing, and shove that shit in my urethra tonight you slutbag.

by Peenwardio Johnson October 19, 2019