Alfie

a massive dildo

i like alfies

by kaitlyn xxxx March 20, 2023

Alfie

man with a 2 inch toe nail but a monster chode so phat he cant get through a doorway without turning sideways. loves to rub up against everyone and talk about his crippling addiction to furry porn.

"who's that?"
"oh that's Alfie with the cat ears. he can't walk through a doorway without turning sideways because of his massive chose. i heard he made his cat a bucket pussy once ."

by big-cock-5367478589 March 4, 2022

Alfie Bush

Aight this man has a huge cock, Just massive. About the size of big ben (The beatboxer not the tower)

"Holy shit did you see his Bulge? It was bloody huge!"

"Oh yeah, Pretty sure that's Alfie Bush, The cool 14 year old with a L O N G D O N G"

by Alfieus April 30, 2020

Alfie & Ben

Alfie and Ben, they're just those guys at work or school that lick each others asshole's for breakfast lunch and dinner.
This is their ideal entertainment for each hour of the day.

Alfie and Ben are probably the classic Anime viewers who actually believe it gives some insight into the real world.

"Hey watch out for Alfie & Ben they're at it again!" "Oh yeah I'll make sure to stay away from them"

by g292922 January 25, 2022

Alfie

A sheep

Alfie is a sheep

by Pancake ;) November 24, 2021

Alfie

A really cool guy, who has three pictures on his Instagram (usually), is under the second name stewart (typically). Alfie’s typically vape and have dark hair. They are very epic people who have skills when it comes to fortnite battle royale.

Who’s that guy there? That’s alfie, I think

by Skull3i January 29, 2021

Alfie stage

When u are completely obsessed with someone u feel u have no chance with

Boy 1: corr she is fit. Too bad i don’t have any chance with her
Boy 2: looks like you’re in the Alfie stage mate

by Your nan123 December 23, 2019