The process of calling someone that you know is not home, or cannot answer, for the sole purpose of shifting the responsibility of the return call to the other person.
"I called him when he was on the golf course because I knew he wouldn't answer. Classic onus shift."
by Roamin' Polanski July 1, 2008
Get the Onus Shiftmug. MdnnaFngrl894: omg i didnt touch your lo mein i swear
Gdssheart4u: really?
MdnnaFngrl894: I SWEAR
MdnnaFngrl894: shift 1
MdnnaFngrl894: shift 1
Gdssheart4u: really?
MdnnaFngrl894: I SWEAR
MdnnaFngrl894: shift 1
MdnnaFngrl894: shift 1
by hotfrenchtoast April 30, 2005
Get the shift 1mug. When you have to take a shit so bad you shift around to a position where it doesn’t feel like shit is going to pool out of you unintentionally
Chris: “I HAVE TO POO SO BAD ITS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF ME RIGHT NOW”
Also Chris: “oh wait. If I shit shift real fast I’m in a better position. I now don’t feel like I’m about to dookie my pants :)”
“Man shit shifting is such a gift”
Also Chris: “oh wait. If I shit shift real fast I’m in a better position. I now don’t feel like I’m about to dookie my pants :)”
“Man shit shifting is such a gift”
by Nukemars April 8, 2023
Get the Shit shiftingmug. 2 German hardstyle rockstars consisting of Ole Baehr & Connor Kratz who are making new waves in the hardstyle scene with their pop punk/metal trap crossover styles into their tracks, a first in hardstyle history ever in 2022
All of their stuff are made from scratch. The lyrics, insturments, vocals and other track elements all are self made by them
On stage, they have their own DYSTOPIA live act as well which has been showcased at Shockerz and Defqon.1 in 2022 alone and more events yet to come.
The experience of every DYSTOPIA liveset by them is surreal and keeps you wanting more of it.
Popular tracks includes : SAME AGAIN, BREAK THE FALL, 666, ENTROPY and etc..
Watch out for them in 2023 as they bring new heat to the scene and expect the best materials from this amazing German duo!!
All of their stuff are made from scratch. The lyrics, insturments, vocals and other track elements all are self made by them
On stage, they have their own DYSTOPIA live act as well which has been showcased at Shockerz and Defqon.1 in 2022 alone and more events yet to come.
The experience of every DYSTOPIA liveset by them is surreal and keeps you wanting more of it.
Popular tracks includes : SAME AGAIN, BREAK THE FALL, 666, ENTROPY and etc..
Watch out for them in 2023 as they bring new heat to the scene and expect the best materials from this amazing German duo!!
Homie : Bro have you seen DYSTOPIA live by Riot Shift? They were amazing on stage fr no cap
Me : hell yeahh good rockstar shiet!! LESSGOO AR GANG🤘🤙
Me : hell yeahh good rockstar shiet!! LESSGOO AR GANG🤘🤙
by whitemirrors November 18, 2022
Get the Riot Shiftmug. by Spit Man March 16, 2023
Get the Spit Shiftmug. Second shift is the tedious parts of human existence that you must complete after you have already worked a full day. This includes food shopping, paying bills, laundry, cleaning, etc.
Them: Hey let's go hit the pub after work today.
Me: I really can't - second shift hits after work today....
Them: Second shift?
Me: all the crap you have to day at home after work - second shift is exhausting.
Me: I really can't - second shift hits after work today....
Them: Second shift?
Me: all the crap you have to day at home after work - second shift is exhausting.
by Siouxsie Supertramp March 14, 2021
Get the Second shiftmug. by #bugman May 14, 2018
Get the Straight shiftmug.