Highlands TX

Located east of Houston, in an unincorporated section of Harris county and near the San Jacinto River Waste Pits Superfund Site, sits Highlands TX. Not "The Highlands"... Just Highlands. Don't say it incorrectly here. Old locals think it's the shit. Everyone else thinks it's the armpit of Old Baytown. There's no shortage of drugs, crappy questionable tattoos and random gun shots (no doubt to keep property values down). Most of the eating establishments have perfected incorrect orders and lousy food. Driving through Highlands makes you believe you're in the trailer park capital of the world. How a tornado hasn't wiped it off the map is proof of miracles.

Got my new tat in Highlands TX yesterday. Dude even used a brand new clothes hangar!

by HunkyShamu April 16, 2022

highland braun

a barrel chested larger man whose appearance is that of scottish decent. (i.e. a large white humanate)

"HIGHLAND BRAUN" The mans appearance was that of a larger frame and mass index, due to his "Scottish highland" decent.

by onefinemammajamma October 27, 2009

Highland High School

Highland High School is a place with hot yet toxic guys. don’t get involved with them unless you want mental trauma😃

I hate Highland High School

by beforehecheats September 11, 2021

to highlander

To reduce many down to one

There are too many options, Shaz really needs to highlander that shit.

by twicefire April 19, 2019

Highland Park HS

A rich snobby kid high school that pelts other schools with batteries inside marshmallows during home games.

Me: “hey are you going to the game tonight?”

Them: “no, it’s at Highland Park HS remember?”
Me: “oh yeah, better not go, i dont want to end up in the hospital!”

by keishaiamaiaomana November 16, 2018

Highlander

When composing a team in a competitive game, each major component must be unique.

In Elder Dragon Highlander, a format in Magic The Gathering, decks are comprised of 100 cards, none of which are duplicates (except basic lands).

by Awesumness :) January 3, 2023

Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt

A form of sexually transmitted infection caused from prolonged sheep bladder abuse. The symptoms are similar to Belles Palsy where one side of the face suffers paralysis and noticeably droops. The difference here is that one side droops, but lower in the anatomy. Specifically within the scrotum.

Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt is a condition common in the Scottish Highlands causes by sheep bladder abuse. "Seamus is limping again. Must have a wee case of Cooper's Droop."

by Spanish Lass January 23, 2012