Ass wipe

This word is used to define someone who is either A. Being a dick because you won't give in quick enough or B. Someone who is just a plain asshole.
by Tenorsax chick December 02, 2013
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Wipe and wash

The act of wiping ur ass, and then washing your hands
Friend: Are you almost done in there?
Me: Yea I just need to wipe and wash
by Beyonslang January 21, 2018
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hair wipe

Wiping the sweat from your facial hair after an intense workout or sexual activity.
Jack: Hey Adam wanna do another set of weights?
Adam: Hold on man, I didn't hair wipe yet.

Martha: That was the best sex I ever had!
Henry: Make sure you hair wipe, I dont want that shit getting on my sheets.

Wipe hair facial sex workout sweat donuts
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wipe of bung

Toilet paper, plain and simple.
You wipe poo off of your bunghole with it, and then dispose of it by flushing (in most countries anyway).

Also known as bungwipe, rollios, TP, poliet taper.
{Eric}: Hey Martha, can you please get me some wipe of bung out of the cabinet just outside the bathroom? I'd get it myself but I just took a plop and I'm still sitting on the shitbowl.
by Telephony December 10, 2020
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app wipe

someone who does not understand the reall meaning of asswipe or a big douche bag. Can be used as a diss against someone
Your friend is an app wipe.
by the olympians January 06, 2010
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Edmunds Wipe

Standing up to wipe your backside with one leg placed on the toilet seat and wiping from back to front.
I managed to front flip while doing an Edmunds wipe.
by Greennikotee April 11, 2020
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wiping with leaves

Trying to avoid wiping your ass with your hand and not using poison ivy, oak, etc.
I was about to shit my pants in the deer stand so I climbed on down and was wiping with leaves so I didn't have shit on my asshole!
by Squirrel nest 4000 October 24, 2015
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