pad the wad

To eat something before drinking alcohol, in an attempt to keep from getting too drunk and/or sick.

We can go to Tim's birthday party as soon as I pad the wad. I'm not going to a kegger on an empty stomach.

by Scott Friday December 18, 2008

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Boomer pad

A tablet, especially an iPad, particularly when used for any task that you can do perfectly well with a cell phone.

"Jesus Christ, look at that woman taking a photo of the Grand Canyon with her Boomer pad."

by Jay Dubya Bee June 30, 2021

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Pecker pad

Area of fat around the shaft of the pecker in overweight men.

My man needs to hit the gym, his pecker pad is growing.

by JustinWB82 August 25, 2021

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The sort of low rent, rat infested studio-dive that a foul mouthed urchin and a wide-boy golfer might share together, with a dispensing machine for both viagra and lube. Oral dams are also often seen lying, used, around the dirty floor of a Raz Pad

You two slimes should get a Raz Pad together

by Chris Auriel June 15, 2011

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on that lily pad

On that lily pad means to be high. Lily pad is referring to reefer, weed, trees, ganja, dank, or any other term referring to marijuana.

Lil Wayne: I'm on that lily pad real bad cuz I'm blowin like a ceiling fan

Why are you're eyes so red??

I'm on that lily pad real bad (laughs)

by chickita fricken nikita October 30, 2011

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