i fisted your mother 

possibly one of the most impressive yet stupid combacks of all time. not much u can say to "i fisted your mother."

john:you are such a lame ass

dave:yea well i fisted your mother.
*proceedes to smell fist*

i fisted your mother by acooley May 12, 2008

good enough to fuck your mother 

When you feel so good that you can fuck somones mom.

Hey, How are you feelin Mac? GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!!!! -Super troopers

good enough to fuck your mother by _Zd_ December 24, 2007

that would be your mother

a quote taken from a tf2 animation, involving spy mentioning scout's mother

James: ok so who broke the dinner table?
Brian: that would be your mother

that would be your mother by nUR53_f1nn August 19, 2021

fuck you and your mother

When backed into a corner, this phrase functions much in the same way as the phrase, "fuck you and the horse you rode in on". Taking a more aggressive stance, this phrase entails the classic notion of giving your adversary a dirty punch in the brown eye, but one for his/her mother as well, offering a powerful alternative to the default "horse you rode in on". Though bringing bestiality into an insult is tandem to a wild-deuce, changing the horse to the culprit's mother is a straight-flush deal that can be used in any critical circumstance to let your friend know exactly how you feel about him.

Friend: Oh... oh Jesus! Those are my numbers... I JUST WON 98 MILLION DOLLARS!!

You: No shit? Right on man! Hey, do you think I could get a pinch off of those bucks? I mean, I WAS the one who suggested which numbers to pick.

Friend: You're absolutely right. $100 of the jackpot is yours, bro!

You: K. Fuck you AND your mother, jack off.

fuck you and your mother by Helgoth January 19, 2008

Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha) (re-definition) 

This expression comes from Hebrew. Although it sounds very crude in English, it's not supposed to be. the expression "in your mother" (be-ima shkha, in Hebrew) means "please, common!(expressed as an "unpatient" tone" (it is also used when someone tells you something great( E.x:In your mother). It's a short for "do you swear in your mother?"). So this means that "leave me in your mother" means "leave me please = Common, please, leave me".

The meaning might be more accuratly defined as an equal to as "leave me \ no way" but is basically meant as an answer to something that is not logical.

The expression is used as following:
1) when someone talks to you but you have no patienece to listen for a reason.

2) when someone tells you an idea, which you try to talk him out of it.

Someone: Hey, c'mon, let's have another game!
You: Ohh... leave me in your mother...

Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha) (re-definition) by Kaiba Seto & Guy Zadock September 8, 2005

How I Met Your Mother 

Best freaking show ever created by anyone.
Ranks with Big Bang Theory, CSI, and Raising Hope

Person 1 - Did you see How I Met Your Mother last night?

Person 2 - How could I have not!!

How I Met Your Mother by The girl in the woods May 24, 2011

leave me in your mother 

The origin of the 'in your mother' is the common swearing form. In English you swear 'on the bible', and in Hebrew you swear in the name of your beloved mother. The reason for th connection with the 'leave me' is emphasizing the intended meaning.

'leave me alone'
'I swear in my mothers name'
'just leave me, in your mother'

leave me in your mother by Suriyawong, Israel. May 13, 2005