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Yoink

When grabbing something gently but quickly like Fishing Garett catching invasive animals and saying "yoink".
by Lori@theLibrary June 1, 2025
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Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.
Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.
by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022
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Yoinks

"Yoinks" (noun) plural: derivative of "yoink" (verb)

To yoink is to snatch, grab, take etc.

Yoinks are the objects you have snatched, grabbed, taken, etc. Commonly used to describe ones personal loot in a game, or belongings that have been taken for oneself from another.
1.) After he had won a victory over his opponents, he gathered the loot, and left the battlefield with a full inventory of yoinks.

2.) These are my yoinks, go get your own.

3.) I bet if we go to (location) we can find some excellent yoinks just waiting for us to collect there.
by ThatWordDude January 5, 2023
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Yoinking my Schploink

The wacky way to describe jerking your meat.
Fred: Why didn't you come with us to the party?
Bob: I was too busy yoinking my schploink.
by Skipdawg3000 July 8, 2023
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yoink

"yoink" can be used in lots of ways. One of them meaning stealing in a fast way.
"I yoinked this guys shit", "yoink this shit fast and lets get outta here"
by FroZ_Dictionary February 25, 2022
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