yo' mama 

my bitch

i did yo' mama and she was goooood doog

yo' mama by Jack May 10, 2004

Yo`Mama 

Often used as an insult to someones mum by immature fucking LOSERS with no life and want to get punched by me and my MAMA I WILL HURT YOU SO BAAAAAAAAAADDD if you say that one more time.
Always calm and meaningful.

Yo`Mama is so ugly even hello kitty said goodbye

Yo`Mama by Yo`Mama February 23, 2014

yo'mama 

a gay show that is nothing but two bitches talking shit.two "rappers" talking shit about one anothers moms.

yo'mama fanatic: eh dude i just watch the new episode of yo'mama it was good.

me:dude that show be gayer than a fag nuke y u be watchin dat dumb shit

yo'mama by fagaphobic January 21, 2009

Yo Mama! 

Yo Mama!

Person 1: Yo Mama!
Person 2: That's the seventeenth time you've said that today.

Yo Mama! by MightyDM December 27, 2020

yo mama male 

A "yo mama male" is defined as a male who generally gamers. They are independent of the social-sexual hierarchy. sigma, alpha, zeta, he is above all of these. he has ascended above the social norms of society. this is hard to tell though, as he only responds in "yo mama" jokes. he is like the joker, not caring about the struggles of the world around him. he is his own man, a dominator of sigma males. they cower in fear at the sight of a yo mama male. every male can sense when a yo mama male is in the area. they are extremely rare, less than 1% of the population of males are yo mama males. if you encounter a yo mama male, an epic yo mama rap battle will ensue (like friday night funkin). or a joke competition.

BOB: "Why is sigma male name quaking in fear?"

JIM: "A yo mama male just passed us dude."

yo mama male by professional yo mama male July 13, 2021

Yo Mama Reflex 

To use Yo Mama jokes without any intention to and without any thought process.

Jenny: Oh my god. There's a dog on fire outside!
Harold: Yo Mama on fire outside!
Jenny: Where?!
Kenny: Relax Jenny. That's only his Yo Mama Reflex.
Harold: That's only yo mama's Yo Mama Reflex!

Yo Mama Reflex by Swid January 12, 2006

Yo mama jokes 

Yo mama's so fat that the National Weather Service names all of her farts.
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!

My favorite one: Yo mama's so fat, when Dracula sucked her blood, he got Diabetes!

That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.

Yo mama jokes by GroominGabe February 24, 2015