Donkey Whisperer

The art of complete and utter bullshit when talking to a jackass

Sarah was outraged when she didn't understand why her bill was so high, so they called in Tony, the Donkey Whisperer, to calm her down. She left with a smile.

by Donkey_punchin32 December 19, 2019

whisper in the willows

When a person blows a cool gentle breeze into you butthole

Bro , Elmo just gave me a whisper in the willows and it was fantastic!

by Lord_Erne July 15, 2021

Man Whisper

The hot whisper of men (or women)

you: i love when harry whispers to me
friend: man whispers are so sexy

by ge0rg3w@shingt0n January 22, 2022

twat whisperer

A man or woman that is unusually adept at picking up and fucking what appears to be women out of their league or hard to get.

Did you see that fine piece of ass Jimmy left with? That dude is a serious twat whisperer!

by Madmike326 April 18, 2017

Whisper slip

When attempting to whisper in a chat room and inadvertently posting to the whole room, or worse global.

Lucan let out a whisper slip, and Seph never let him live it down. We now know everything that goes on between them.

by Amarillose August 11, 2010

generational whisperer

When you're good at talking to multiple age groups and vibe with them all. A Generational Whisperer is someone who can 'whisper' to all the generations, and connect them in harmony.

Applies to work and business settings, as well as social family and friend settings.

You're 5 year old is so smart, she talks to adults and seniors so easily! She must be a generational whisperer.

by danielle.iey June 18, 2018

Whisper War

When a two people are arguing back and forth in a public area in a whispering tone. Since it would rude and embarrassing to let the world know what their arguing about, they whisper. Like at huge events or places of business.

*In a whisper tone at a friends wedding*
Nathan: "I know I forgot to get the peanut butter! Let it go already!"

Claire: "No, I'm not letting it go! I specifically told you which kind and where! Multiple times!
"
Nathan: "You know I'm forgetful! And it doesn't matter right! Just stop, I don't wanna have a whisper war with you right!"

by RagnaBlaze September 25, 2011