Ian Wheeler

Ian Wheeler is the greatest man to ever walk the earth. He's tall (exactly 5'11.7) , sexy, kind, caring, hilarious, snuggly and a great boyfriend.

Despite being a part of a VERY long-distance relationship, he and his girlfriend are possibly the most romantic couple on earth, with affectionate names for each other e.g. "Wheelie Bin", "Wefe (yes, Wefe)".

Although he doesn't like to admit it, he is perfect. He proves this trait with his great taste of music.

He and his girlfriend Zara have decided to call their 1st kid Johnny after Johnny Cash, and Ian can't wait to become a Dad (even though Zara isn't even pregnant). Ian constantly talks about how much he loves Zara, and how he wants to have a life with her. And now, I, Zara, need to ask Ian a question...Will you marry me?

Zara: Ian Wheeler, will you marry me?

by Wickedia November 19, 2018

shea wheeler

A mother of 11 that built a beautiful, respectful family and deserves more praise than given. A woman who devotes her time to making sure her children know that they're plenty loved and cared for.

Wow, I wish Shea Wheeler was my mom.

by Dairy Queen Lady May 7, 2017

18-Wheeler

A large truck that has 18 wheels

Person: I saw a huge 18-wheeler on my road trip today!
Person 2: What do you think it was carrying?

by Animal lover 2011 December 30, 2023

Sean Wheeler Effect

Where Sean Wheeler pisses you off so much to the superior extent where you need a fucking day off.

I’ll give you a day off due to the Sean wheeler effect.

by wheelerchair April 16, 2019

adam wheeler

A little bitch boy toe virgin

You’re such an Adam wheeler!

by G-inger August 7, 2019

Wheeler

someone who wheels 24/7... A true hoss that does not have time for any bullshit. Someone who is hard as fuck and is adored by most he comes in contact with.

That guy at the gym was a wheeler.

by Lukekhockey55 October 9, 2019

Spokey Wheeler

Spokey Wheeler is an old senile man who, in the 80s, was fucked up on drugs and was in many gay orgies. Spokey's in today's world usually end up as school headmasters who really don't give a shit about their lives and grow long hair to infuse their hair with cocaine to snort while in meetings.

Student 1 - Dude, our principle/headmaster is so weird!
Student 2 - Dude didn't you know, he is a Spokey Wheeler

by lady's man5441 March 27, 2022