Internet Whaling

v;The Act of seaching, desperately, for women online, usually for pseudo sex or cyber sex. Nerds, Geeks, Fatties, Pedos, and Artia are the usual practitioners of this depraved activity.

"Is that dumbass pedo, Artia, still internet whaling on LS?"
"Yea!MAN THE HARPOONS! His e-girls cometh! D:"

by HighWinder May 4, 2008

Bad Whale

The actions of a fat women who acts bad for attention by either showing stretch marks, cottage cheese ass, or burping with a mouth full

"Hey man, that Bad Whale is shoving everything in there!

by JoshyBoy15 August 3, 2011

tits on a whale

Can either be used as an expression for good or for bad, although usually to denominate something particularly good.

Used in place of good, great, awesome, bad etc.

The phrase was originated on the forum, "The Pit", by (now) esteemed user, Stratoblaster73, and has now spread to be a commonly used term not only on the tubes, but in real life as well.

1. Holy shit The Dark was tits on a whale, man! (good)

2. Eughh, dude, your girlfriend fucks like tits on a whale. (bad)

by solflyvoy August 21, 2008

Fat whale

A lawless big woman who feasts on donuts and ice cream. Extremely mad when not fed

Here comes Wendi acting like a fat whale and eating all of Alexs food again

by Fat whale January 14, 2015

Whale Hunter

A male who prefers full figured/obese woman as love interests.

One woman may say to another:

"I had a thing for Conrad.. until I found out he was such a whale hunter!"

by Tomanton February 18, 2005

Golden Whale

The Act Of Urinating In The Anus Of Your Sexual Partner And Then Awaiting The Glorious Flatulence That Will Then Shoot The Urine In The Air Imitating The Blow Hole Of Most Whale Species

Friend 1 : “Yo man when my girl and I did the golden whale the piss got in my eye and gave me pink eye!”

Friend 2: “Bro What The Fuck”

by TheGoldenWhale August 11, 2021

Buffet Whale

Buffet Whale - The enormous fat people that eat large amounts of food at the local buffets .

Our meal was interrupted as the herd of Buffet Whales entered the restaurant.

We we're surprised there was any food left after the buffet whale left the restaurant.

by Camel Toe Bunchalotta October 5, 2012