Wicked Weener

A man that is excellent at jacking off.

Not only was his hand going mock 5, he also blew his dick off! That man is such a wicked weener!

by kassideeIsbetter October 15, 2022

goobly-weezer-beezer

Found in BFB’s Goiky Language, it usually means that somebody is shocked or surprised.

Gaty: You know that those levers don’t do anything right?
Nickel: Goobly-weezer-beezer! I never knew that!

by ItsPumpkinYT July 22, 2023

Weeder

The person(s)who bring tree to the weeding/sesh/party/
gathering.

Alright mr. green, everyone else is out of tree...looks like you're gunna have to be the weeder for this weeding.

by Hella Ripped September 21, 2007

Weezer

Band formed back in the 90's that have been dissapointing their fans many times since the realese of "Make Believe". It wasn't until "Everything Will Be Alright In The End" that they put their shit together.

Hey! Where do I find Weezer tabs that aren't tuned half-step down?

by Nicocchi March 12, 2015

weezer

a band

i like weezer and dick in my ass

by badsqad September 11, 2020

weezer

somebody who has smoked a tad to much throughout their lifetime

*cough* *wheeze* gah! im just a burnt out old weezer.
ok, so i just made that up, fuck you

by hash is brown November 13, 2003

Welper

An ancient Welsh colloquilism describing a "person" who indulges in an act of cruel and unusual beastiality whereby an onion is used to sodomize ruminant livestock. Specifically where a leek is used to penetrate the rectum of a sheep for perverse sexual gratification.
From the noun; 'to welp'

Daffyd looked at Holly with a mixture of confusion and bewilderment upon his simple innocent face. "But I don't understand Holly, what do you need that leek for??"
"Shut up and hold that bastard sheep still isn't it!!" Snapped Holly fiercely, her face set in grim determination as she brandished the leek menacingly.
Afterwards, Holly held the dirty leek aloft in the air, with a manical grin she waved it around like a sordid welping trophy as Daffyd sat sobbing on the grass, traumatized by what he had just seen. He tried in vain to comfort the sexually injured sheep. Eventually Holly sat down beside him, looking both calm and spent but also deeply satisfied. "Yes Daffyd" she said, with what sounded like heavy solemness in her voice "I am a welper."

by Jamesy Peacock July 20, 2008