I want to hold her hand

A juvenile expression used to admit that one likes a female; also can be used to grossly understate one's level of sexual attraction to someone.

Dave: That girl you've been seeing seems pretty cool, are you into her?

Paul: Yeah, you could say "I want to hold her hand"...

or

Larry: Didn't Charlize Theron look amazing in Prometheus?

Bill: Yeah dude, I'd hold her hand...

by GristleMcThorn February 19, 2014

i can take your man if i want to

The art of taking someone’s male partner and making them your own partner. ( mostly used by attractive girls)

I can take your man if I want to. But lucky for you I don’t want to.

by Definition giver February 15, 2020

What do you want to eat?

a question that one person in a relationship will never receive a straight answer to because their partner is mentally incapable of understanding it.

The (hungry) person who asks always does so anyways, despite the sometimes years and years of proven, insufficient responses.

Person A, dying of hunger: “What do you want to eat?”

Person B: “Idk”

Person A: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

by Sickomonster March 19, 2023

I just want to shit with the birds

An expression for someone who doesn't have high expectations or large goals in life.

Anthony: All I want out of life is an apartment and a puppy.
Alex: You're really shooting for the stars there huh?
Anthony: No, I just want to shit with the birds.

by Regicidal October 31, 2013

i want to unalive myself

When you want to die but you can't say "I wanna die" because of demonitaisation

Timmy (he is a nerd): DUDEEE WE HAVE 3 EXAMS IN 3 WEEKS!!! LESSSGO
Me: I want to unalive myself

by Fuck me:) December 19, 2022

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to the old days in the world and you will find that you have a great life for you as well and you are a sad and beautiful girl that will never be able and you want to be a good friend

and you are a great person who is very proud of yourself and the way you are and will be your life is the only thing that you can make a perfect life in your life is before the first year of the year and you are the only one who can suck your life

dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was

by big shaq looks good but he gay January 10, 2018

i want to kill myself

A common phrase used among teenagers to express a minor inconvenience.

teen1 "The train is late"

teen2 "I want to kill myself"

by bigPP69420 April 17, 2019