Walmart

Basically- The Essence of Evil.

Walmart should have their asses sued off

by Whalee June 25, 2005

Walmart Bake

Any sort of casserole made by a chain smoking white trash chick.

"Last night Sarah made Andy a Walmart bake. I bet she ashed in it."

by The Root November 10, 2004

walmart ass

A woman with a shelf like rear end known to shop at walmart.

That lady a walmart ass so big she has to go through doors sideways.

by jagger kripps best friend October 11, 2014

Walmart Internet

Internet that is sub par or Shitty as the kids say. Your internet will probably not be working when you're trying to watch internet porn or play the newest installment of Call of Duty.

Guy 1: Hey Fuckin hurry your ass up and get in our game
Guy 2: Sorry my internet sucks
Guy 1: THATS CUZ YOU HAVE WALMART INTERNET

by Killzonebear September 24, 2014

WalMart

-A superstore known to be at just about every imaginable location.
-Another word for the stereotypical ebonics.

-Let's go to Walmart and get something for dinner tonight
-Someone said to me, "Can I axe you a question?", so I said "Bitch, I don't speak Walmart!"

by UrbanScribe7 May 4, 2017

Walmart Dumb

Someone doing something so dumb that the action would likely be seen happening at Walmart.

Jimmy is Walmart Dumb, I saw him put spare fish hooks in his pants pocket.

by Roper777 November 26, 2018

Walmart Expedition

When you get the boys together to fuck around at Wal-Mart and piss off the people that work there.

Bro you wanna go on a walmart expedition?

by Snipplez June 9, 2020