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ass-wailing 

to be going really fucking fast
He was ass-wailing down the street.
ass-wailing by random student January 1, 2008

Wasting Time 

Currently you're wasting time while reading this. The fuck your doing here go outside, or just beat your dick off you bastard. Seriously, you are wasting your time(see what I did there) by reading this. Go get a girlfriend or boyfriend if you sway that way. Seriously now, shoo. I'm just kidding, keep reading this. Just kidding, get off Urban Dictionary and finally beat Dark Souls.
Quite wasting time reading this.
Wasting Time by AsianSanta October 11, 2019

writing the essay 

A rediculously shitty class that all college freshmen in New York City and perhaps all of the United States are required to take. It is the incarnation of all that is wrong with the world. Students are forced to relentlessly pull bullshit out of their asses and smear it on pieces of paper that are turned in for grades that will inevitably tarnish their GPA's forever.

Through association, it has become one of the most loathed and negative phrases ever to emerge from the english language. Can be used as a harsh insult that leaves the insulted party broken, teary-eyed, and in need of psychological therapy to recover.
"You know what? Your momma's such a fuckin idiot that she LIKED 'Writing the Essay' class. ZINGGGG!"

-The Yo' Momma joke to end all insults. It is the last resort and is only used as an extreme measure.
writing the essay by Wai November 22, 2004

wiki-wasting time

Wasting hours of time on Wikipedia by constantly reading more articles that link to other articles etc. Common practice of university and college students in the arts. To procrastinate on wikipedia.
-I was supposta be writing a research paper last night but i wiki-wasted too much time.

-I can't stop wiki-wasting time.
wiki-wasting time by EricT December 28, 2006

wasting my flavor 

disregarding someone's appealing traits or attractiveness.
Tired of waiting for Dave to realize that she is the girl for him, Holly confronts him with, "Yo, D, why you wasting my flavor?"
wasting my flavor by shmoxie May 25, 2011

Exciting Whiting 

A sarcastic nickname for Whiting, Indiana. It has to do with the non-stop cruising on 119th Street that was commonplace in the 1970s.
Let's go to Exciting Whiting.
Exciting Whiting by Joe Iron August 13, 2007