The process of breaking someone's spirit by first swiping your grundle or anus with your finger, followed by placing it into someone's ear.
David: "Damn it, Matias could you please stop giving me Hoodlum Wipe's! My ear feels like it's getting an infection"
by Matias the mysterious September 17, 2011
When you stick your finger through a piece of fold toilet paper, stick your finger up your asshole, dig the poop out, and then wipe your finger off with the toilet paper around your finger.
by le monkey January 02, 2020
It is when you take some item that someone else uses or touches and place it against part of your own body. A great example of this is taking someone elses toothbrush and shoving it into your colon. All that is left is just to watch the item (toothbrush) get used.
by nob May 11, 2004
by AbigailSalazar October 23, 2015
This word is used to define someone who is either A. Being a dick because you won't give in quick enough or B. Someone who is just a plain asshole.
by Tenorsax chick December 02, 2013
Standing up to wipe your backside with one leg placed on the toilet seat and wiping from back to front.
by Greennikotee April 11, 2020
I was about to shit my pants in the deer stand so I climbed on down and was wiping with leaves so I didn't have shit on my asshole!
by Squirrel nest 4000 October 24, 2015