aaron read

Aaron Read is a 4ft beta male who likes McDonald's, he has no friend's apart from Americans and 6ft alph male Rylie King

Who's that 4ft Beta Male in McDonald's
It's and Aaron Read

by VeryLargeMan December 8, 2019

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maria read

She's honestly the best person in the whole world. She is honest, friendly, really pretty, and the frikin best. Her personality is amazing and she's not ur typical white bitch

Holy fuck Maria Read is super hot
Hey dude who's that chick ur dating what's her name? Isn't it like Maria Read
Maria Read is my best friend

by Unknown friend March 4, 2019

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When you are so poor that you can't afford Netflix, internet and neither cable television, so you have to go to the attic, pick something to read with your "friend" for a short time before starting to fuck.

*After pretending to have read something*

Person 1: I don't like the main character, it's very unoriginal
Person 2: Ok... can we just fuck now?
Person 1: I thought we would just read and chill!

by full_of_swag October 12, 2016

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Read a movie

To watch a movie with subtitles.

Everyone says this foreign film is great, but I'm not in the mood to read a movie tonight.

by AmelieFromFrance November 17, 2011

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Deshvar read

The art of one reading a text without remember or understand what has just been read.

Guy1: dude, did you study the text we got as homework?
Guy2: yes!
Guy1: then tell me, what was it about?
Guy2: Pfff, I don´t know.
Guy1: Then you´ve Deshvar read it.

by Nope... April 23, 2017

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reading coma

The act of being so engrossed in a book or magazine that you become oblivious to the world around you for hours at a time.

I tried getting in touch with Sam three days ago but every since he started reading that new novel he has stopped communicating.

Sounds like he might be experiencing a reading coma.

by SFygmnt March 14, 2014

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