Willy Wanker 

That 1 kid ur friends with who wanks all the time. for some fucking reason!

HAYYYYY look its willy wanker boi.

Willy Wanker by booblover69420 December 2, 2019

Full Metal Wanker 

n. Unskilled player in an online war game, such as Modern Warfare 2, who devotes endless effort to bitching, whining and obscene trash talking, while getting killed over and over.

These players tend to complain that everyone on the other team (or everyone else in a free-for-all) is either a "noob tuber" or "camper." Often guilty of being a team killer, due to anger management issues. Generally leaves the game in a rage quit.

You ****ing noobs; you're all f*gs; I ****ed your mom! (Dies.)

Ha ha. Ladies, this kid is a Full Metal Wanker. (Mutes player.)

Full Metal Wanker by Cranky Neighbor August 5, 2010

Travel Wanker 

When someone has travelled overseas and, upon returning, can speak of nothing else.

They are at their worst when in the company of fellow travel wankers. The conversation quickly deteriorates into an excruciating game of oneupmanship.

Karl: well, when I did that Thailand Contiki tour......
Mitch: Seriously Karl, travelling Contiki can't even be considered real travelling. When I went to Laos....

Jimmy: Fuck, Karl and Mitch have become the biggest travel wankers since they got back.

Travel Wanker by gonzagas September 30, 2009

carnforth high wankers 

Carnforth high is full of wankers, the girls are all slags, and the boys are all fuck boys a specially Charlie ash most of the year 7s smoke and don’t even inhale like Marcus burrows everyone smokes weed and does MD every weekend mr Fox is fat and doesn’t let u do anything when he’s not even in charge of the fucking school, I give up w this school...

I hate Carnforth high wankers

carnforth high wankers by Willysilly432 August 11, 2019

Wankered 

When you get far too drunk or take too many drugs you may be described as being wankered.

I was out last night with my friends and I got completely wankered.

You should have seen my friend last night he was wankered.

"How's your night going"

"I'm wankered mate"

Wankered by ChemicalKicks March 9, 2008

wankered 

The act of drinking so much your completely InSaNe. You could run round town naked and not even remember it when you eventually regain conciousness the next day. A good night out.

"Hahahaah look at critter hes wankered!"

wankered by Mooresy March 3, 2005

wanker wink 

the small movement that a man's dick makes before he actually starts getting an erection

My man and I were spooning last night. He wasn't hard yet, but I felt a little wanker wink.

wanker wink by i hate superbowl February 16, 2010