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river in the valley

blowing your load on the chest of the girl you had relations with
Riley - "why did that girl just run out of here with yogurt all over her chest?"

Goose - "that wasn't yogurt that was my river in the valley!"
by goose x gallagher April 20, 2008
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San Ramon Valley High School

full of rich nicotine addicted white kids (only like 4 black kids in the whole school) who like to act gangster and say fuck 12 while vaping in the school bathrooms then going home to their million dollar household and being a cunt to their parents then throwing a fit when they get they're shit taken away for being a little faggot. they also like to say nigga a lot.
fuck a example srvhs kids are fucking losers San Ramon Valley High School
by danvilleisgay November 30, 2019
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Welsh Valley Middle School

Imagine a middle school full of Jewish fuckboys wearinh Sperrys and Vineyard Vines thinking they get mad poontang but really they just get flamed by other boys for looking like a douche bag. The school is also full of rich Jewish girls that talk about their "hard" life and then go back to their multi million dollar houses. Most of the girls are Thunder Cunts, and Land Whales. The teachers are weird and are probably all in cults such as the Illuminati. Don't even get me started with the haunted church and the tunnels under the school.
Jewish Girl 1: OMG these (Jewish) guys at Welsh Valley Middle School look so hot

Non Jewish Boy 1: does this whale need glasses?
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Yucca Valley

A hole in the earth's desert, where toothless people crawl out from under the rocks during Grubstakes parade or carnival. Oh and dont forget that they also love to come out during the fisrt week of the month, but ususally they just hang out at Wal-Mart. You can detect them though...they wear PJ's to town and sometimes you can catch the ring leaders wearing their slippers too.
Please do not tell me that you come from Yucca Valley, because I see that you have all your teeth.
by DesertGirl May 17, 2008
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Schuylkill Valley

Located in Leesport, Berks County PA, Schuylkill Valley is most associated with Schuylkill Valley School District. SV, as it is called by the locals, (also known as "Scuz Valley")is a proud little school with a big heart, and bigger balls. So what; the football team is useless but they try, rednecks still where their confederate flag novelties to school, and teh nearest and hottest party spot is McDonalds. There are a lot of positives too; The wrestling team is good, the panthers are kick ass mascots to sport on sweatshirts, and we could have uglier colors than red and black. So we may be a small, random array of students and locals, but we have a big heart for our little nobody school and our little nobody towns. GO PANTHERS!
by JerseyIrish April 23, 2009
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Oro Valley

A suburb of Tucson that consists of a mixture of cookie-cutter subdivisions and random old houses. It is North of Tucson, South of Catalina, and East of Marana. You can't really walk to anywhere fun, so to have fun, you need to have the ability to drive, or know somebody who does, or have access to some kind of drug or alcohol.
"Hey, that guy is from Oro Valley, he probably eats white bread and is really boring"
by thatoneguynamedmichael May 13, 2007
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Spring Valley

A small town that has a wide diversity of people in Rockland County
I was walking in Spring Valley with my Indian, Jewish, Haitian, and Guatemalan friends going to get some pizza.
by Suesan margret August 7, 2008
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