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Valentine Gift

Anything your heart desires to give on 14 February...but nowadays something more explicit and personal is in vogue.
Perhaps today's most meaningful Valentine gift, no matter what your sexual orientation, is a dozen Red, Heart-Shaped Exploding Butt Plugs!!! A gift the object of your desire will never be able to forget as it leaves permanent scars or mortal wounds.
by Blind William CupidTells February 12, 2010
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Valentard

someone who makes out Valentine's day to be something more than just a tribute to chocolates and the color pink.
She spent an hour telling me how important it was for her to get a date by Valentine's Day.

What a Valentard.
by ShowFire March 2, 2011
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valentine's guilt

The act of laughing, mocking, or otherwise messing with people who are alone on valentine's day, only later to realize your trying to get over how lonely you are on valentine's day
Joe mocked John on Valentine's day for being alone, then karma slapped him with some valentine's guilt, thus making him sad when he realized he was also alone
by Define at will February 12, 2015
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Valentine's Day

A corporate holiday made by a dumb greeting card company where all you do is buy things that will end up rotting or being thrown out, candy that will make you fat and make you hate yourself and buy cards that are pointless when all you can do is say "Hey, I like you. Let's fuck."
Date: I want a (insert expensive Valentine's Day gift here)
Me: Get a job and buy it your fucking self.
by UnstableNerd429 February 22, 2015
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valentina king

short wanker who likes men in utah and barcelona (and women)
valentina king flicky big batti gyal
by guddanygrapes November 29, 2021
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pulling a valentina

when a person is always happy and make jokes every day
sara makes jokes and she's funny and always happy, that's pulling a Valentina
by va.le.va.ni June 27, 2018
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valentine's day

valentines day is just a way for Hallmark to make more money.
damn hallmark, inventing stupid holidays for money!
by shea December 6, 2004
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