Anything your heart desires to give on 14 February...but nowadays something more explicit and personal is in vogue.
Perhaps today's most meaningful Valentine gift, no matter what your sexual orientation, is a dozen Red, Heart-Shaped Exploding Butt Plugs!!! A gift the object of your desire will never be able to forget as it leaves permanent scars or mortal wounds.
by Blind William CupidTells February 12, 2010
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She spent an hour telling me how important it was for her to get a date by Valentine's Day.
What a Valentard.
What a Valentard.
by ShowFire March 2, 2011
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The act of laughing, mocking, or otherwise messing with people who are alone on valentine's day, only later to realize your trying to get over how lonely you are on valentine's day
Joe mocked John on Valentine's day for being alone, then karma slapped him with some valentine's guilt, thus making him sad when he realized he was also alone
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Date: I want a (insert expensive Valentine's Day gift here)
Me: Get a job and buy it your fucking self.
Me: Get a job and buy it your fucking self.
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