vag grapes

When a woman has her period and blood sticks to her long pubic hair forming a dried clump. Also know as: women's dingleberries
Our old roomate was a hippy and never washed herself when she had her period. Therefore, she had massive vag grapes.
by Christine & Jessie May 1, 2006
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Vag Badge

Another word for the Teal colored Ribbon that symbolizes "Ovarian Cancer Awarness"
Carrie did you get your "Vag Badge" magnet at the Benefit? I already put mine on my car to show support for my Aunt that died from Ovarian Cancer.
by SassyJax01 March 16, 2012
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Vag Sack

When the Vagina is so swollen, so outrageously disgusting looking that we actually refer to it as a ball sack
I was walking down the hall when some fat chick bent down and next thing I know Floop! Her Vag Sack Pops right out. Shortly after I killed myself.
by Suckitfuck May 3, 2008
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Vag Patch

this is the "band aid" like accessory with real pubes on the surface that trannies like to wear in order to conceal their cocks
Hey Ernie, if your not a fag, why didn't you stop making out with her (or him) after you realized IT was wearing a Vag Patch?
by 777geez November 20, 2015
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vag fag

A "Vag Fag" (pronounced with a soft g in Vag), which is short for "vagina faggot", can refer to any homosexual woman. It is often found to be derogatory, although many people simply don't know what a "Vag Fag" is. It may or may not be considered more offensive than the better-known slur, "dyke".
by Styles84 September 6, 2011
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vag-rig

a vagina that is so complex one must draw a map to figure out how the fuck it works
i was fucking this girl last night and she kept telling me what to do, so i asked her to draw a map of her vag-rig
by Captain Pumperloaf March 24, 2009
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Vag Rage

Noun

When an arbitrary "feminist/SJW" blames society for his/her lack of talent/marketability/experience/competence. Especially blaming men for all of the world's wrongs.

Usually characterised by long rants on facebook, with likes from losers in basements who really need to get some to get their heads straight.
"Did you see Sona's fb rant about how Wacken predominantly has a lot of male artists?"

"Yeah, it was true vag rage"

"Jenny, stop vag raging and get a life. And a job"
-Self-respecting, employed, female friend
by sepiator December 17, 2016
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