Vintage Vag

The Vagina of a woman over the age of 45 years is known as Vintage Vag. Some Vintage Vag is in good condition, but most Vintage Vags feature crust, and fanny flaps of a wide diameter.
Do you Fancy her?
No I like her mum better, I fancy some Vintage Vag Mate!
by Maverick Corleone May 01, 2006
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vag grapes

When a woman has her period and blood sticks to her long pubic hair forming a dried clump. Also know as: women's dingleberries
Our old roomate was a hippy and never washed herself when she had her period. Therefore, she had massive vag grapes.
by Christine & Jessie April 18, 2006
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Vag Badge

Another word for the Teal colored Ribbon that symbolizes "Ovarian Cancer Awarness"
Carrie did you get your "Vag Badge" magnet at the Benefit? I already put mine on my car to show support for my Aunt that died from Ovarian Cancer.
by SassyJax01 February 08, 2012
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Vag Sack

When the Vagina is so swollen, so outrageously disgusting looking that we actually refer to it as a ball sack
I was walking down the hall when some fat chick bent down and next thing I know Floop! Her Vag Sack Pops right out. Shortly after I killed myself.
by Suckitfuck May 03, 2008
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Vag Patch

this is the "band aid" like accessory with real pubes on the surface that trannies like to wear in order to conceal their cocks
Hey Ernie, if your not a fag, why didn't you stop making out with her (or him) after you realized IT was wearing a Vag Patch?
by 777geez October 04, 2015
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vag fag

A "Vag Fag" (pronounced with a soft g in Vag), which is short for "vagina faggot", can refer to any homosexual woman. It is often found to be derogatory, although many people simply don't know what a "Vag Fag" is. It may or may not be considered more offensive than the better-known slur, "dyke".
Ellen DeGeneres is a vag fag.
by Styles84 September 06, 2011
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vag nugget

Annoying person* "Blah Blah Blah"
Me* "Shut up you vag nugget"
-Tyler ( I made this up in the car )
by Iam_tdaddy January 30, 2021
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