Venus

The perfect girl. Every guy dreams about dating a Venus. She has the perfect balance on her sizes.
Although Venus is used to describe only blonde perfect girls, it can be used for other types of perfect girls, but it will confuse you if you do.

Guy 1: Wow, that's a Venus right there!
Guy 2: Her boobs are so perfect looking!
Girl 1: I wish I was a Venus

by Yugi5567 March 28, 2018

Venus

A Texas city along the Johnson and Ellis County line. They are the Venus Bulldogs.

Venus is a small city and Venus Middle School is a terrible school!

by TexasWoman June 10, 2018

Venustoise

A PokeGod born from a Pokemon episode where a Venasaur and a Blastoise fused

A: Hey bro, i caught a Venustoise in my Pokémon Red file
B: Yeah, sure...

by Xavier, one person with alts March 15, 2018

venus fly snatch

A vegetarian succubus woman who seduces a man into having sex with her before telling him that she has a viral STD called gonoherpasyphilaids so that he's trapped with her until he dies a slow and painful death.

The venus fly snatch devoured her prey and laughed as he suffered.

by DMTripper March 19, 2018

Venus Glassing

An instance where a wifely figure is blamed for releasing fog-demons in an elevator. Also appropriate-and more well known-for the sounds emitted from the bathroom in the morning. I.e fogged mirrors from fog-demons.

'Honey...were those barking spiders or were you venus glassing again?'

*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'

by A Minnesotan November 20, 2018

Venus'd

When things escalate real quick

I went for one drink, next thing i know i'm being smothered by a pillow as she bangs me. Proper Venus'd me she did.

by wordsmith23051996 December 3, 2018

vedushan

Whatever you want he is the answer. A true diva. He is truly the answer. He will always remind you to wash your vegetable and he refuses to baje his dough in any oven but his.

Definitely a dancing queen.

Rumors says Vedushan is going to a Tove Lo concert in 2020.

Guy: Damn I forgot to wash my vegetables!
Girl: You should get be friends with Vedushan... then you would have some homemade bread.

by Fdcr October 25, 2019