Vampire Shift

somebody who sleeps with their boss to get the night shifts because they're so drugged out on coke and heroin that the sun hurts their eyes so they can't be out in daylight. It applies to people who are so coked out that they can only be out during the night.

girl: "I hope my boss isn't gay because I need to get a Vampire Shift!"

by VampireShift September 17, 2011

Vampire Teeth

When you eat a girl out while she is on her period .

I got my vampire teeth last night .

by eilís August 11, 2007

vampire bite

A piercing placed on the left side of the neck a little below the chin to look as though you have been "bitten by a vampire." It's a very risky piercing because it's so close to the artery. Very unique piercing.

"Cool vampire bite piercing!" - Reeses

"Thanks, I got it because no one else has it." - Marie

by Joseph Mario February 25, 2008

Vampire Weekend

Debatably the best band of all time. Albums: Vampire Weekend and Contra (new release). Band met at Columbia University, and has been playing for a few years.

Lets go buy Vampire Weekend tickets!

by i'macoolperson March 15, 2010

vampire slayer

1. A bloke who racks up a number of notches on his bedpost by picking up rough looking birds in nightclubs on student nights. (Vampire because he preys on girls out at night, slayer because he 'slays' them with his mighty weapon).

2. Someone who kills vampires.

Eddy: "Cor blimey, Dan brought another girl home from the student night!"
James: "I know, he's a real vampire slayer!"

James Woods, Kristy Swanson and Van Helsing all killed vampires, making them vampire slayers

by Jamie Douglas January 21, 2007

Vampire Jizz

Sparkles!

Bella "You should of seen edward last night..he vampire jizz so hard rainbows came out"

by TGSwag September 16, 2010

Vampire whore

Someone who would be willing for a vampire to feed from and sleep with them at anytime.

She was the vampire whore, never said much, was always too out of it from blood loss.

by BewitchingCaz July 23, 2006