"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."
by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021
Get the Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Monthmug. When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.
by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009
Get the Darker than three feet up a black bear's assmug. Used as an enhanced silence request.
You're in my ass or 'ata batahat shli' is used to emphasize
that you are not interested in what the other guy has to say.
You're in my ass or 'ata batahat shli' is used to emphasize
that you are not interested in what the other guy has to say.
someone:Hey i don't like what the fuck is going on here
you: Shut up you're in my ass (stom ta pe ata batahat shli, from hebrew)
you: Shut up you're in my ass (stom ta pe ata batahat shli, from hebrew)
by walla1989 September 22, 2005
Get the Shut up you're in my ass (stom ta pe ata batahat shli, from hebrew)mug. When you are so pissed at your brother and he calls on Thanksgiving to complain and thinks you give two shits so you give him an ear up your ass. —-anonymous
by Byebyekittie November 27, 2020
Get the an ear up your assmug. Acronym from the mid eighties. Along the lines of PONTIAC ( poor old nigga thinks its a Cadillac), Ford ( flip over read directions, found on road dead) or MOPAR ( my old pig ain't running). That's what you get when you have a bunch of bored fifth graders.
He tried to puma her, but she wouldn't allow it.
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA
by Synaptic Shock July 11, 2019
Get the Pee up my ass PUMAmug. Online person: (has an egotistical or unnecessarily dismissive opinion)
Online person 2: Jesus Christ on a cracker, please stop it with your fucking thumb-up-the-ass opinion
Online person 2: Jesus Christ on a cracker, please stop it with your fucking thumb-up-the-ass opinion
by Dr. Ough June 21, 2024
Get the Thumb-up-the-assmug. Punching your hand inside someone's asshole and then you open the asshole and tickle the inside.
The sensation feels like rats crawling up your ass, hence the name.
The sensation feels like rats crawling up your ass, hence the name.
Nick (you, a kinky motherfucker): "Man, Lisa just gave me rats up my ass."
Mike (your childhood friend who respects you very much, up until this information which has entered the neurons in his brain matter): "What the fuck?"
Mike (your childhood friend who respects you very much, up until this information which has entered the neurons in his brain matter): "What the fuck?"
by miahh June 6, 2022
Get the Rats up my assmug.