Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle

A step beyond Cooter Brown.

Look at her! She's way past Cooter Brown! She's drunker than a Monkey's Uncle!

by Neigbs August 20, 2008

Uncle Tommaso

A person of Italian heritage who makes a living or otherwise advances him or herself by betraying other Italians.

Rudy Giuliani is a real Uncle Tommaso.

by deathbyserifs May 6, 2021

Uncle Sid

(Acid, LSD, Blotter, Hits) A way of talking about LSD over the phone without actually saying it.

"is Uncle Sid in town?"

by Shane Cline January 16, 2004

Uncle Buck

When you take a dump in the shower and then have to squish it down the drain with your foot.

The term stems from a rumor - most likely false - about a deleted scene from the John Candy movie.

Man, I couldn't wait to get out of the shower and dry off, so I just Uncle Bucked it.

by FreeNachos November 13, 2011

Uncle Sambo

Since our president is a black guy instead of a white guy Uncle Sam is now Uncle Sambo.

So the president wants to spread the wealth around and raise my taxes? Well, Uncle Sambo can kiss my ass!

by Nickelman November 15, 2010

uncle creepy

gross older man who's tryin' to get the hook up from some young hottie!

I was kickin' it in the store and some uncle creepy was all up on me, tryin' to get himself some.

by gwendolynsky October 26, 2006

Mark of the Unclean

A visible stamp on your hand the morning after a night out drinking.

Many bars that charge a cover will stamp people's hands before they go in so they know who has already paid. When the stamp a person received is still visible the day after, that indicates the person has not showered. Thus they bear the mark of the unclean.

Susie wanted to hook up with Tom in the morning, until she noticed he bore the mark of the unclean.

by thendcomes June 12, 2012