Ultimate Emmet Swag

Chris Pratt is the originator of Emmet Swag. Because he played the incredible character Emmet, from the awesome movie, The Lego Movie. So he gets the transcendent title of having "Ultimate Emmet Swag".

- "You know Chris Pratt?"
"From The Lego Movie and Guardians of the Galaxy?"
"Yeah! He has Ultimate Emmet Swag!"

by Jacobawitz1 July 6, 2014

Ultracheese

Something either received or given. If received (more popular), an entity has wronged you (usually legally.) However, this wrong was usually not done to raise the status of the giver (often, the transaction is unbeknownst to the giver.) Instead, it is a loophole-esque way to inconvenience the receiver in an uncanny but not severe or permanent way. If given, usually done in a braggadocios and conscious manner; he or she knows he or she is giving the Ultracheese. It often elevates the status of the giver rather than the degradation of the entity. However, the entity is usually a higher power that is villainized a la beauracracy. Inspired by the Arctic Monkeys song of the same name. Gained in popularity after cult podcast College Avenue Podcast described it in a titular episode.

Person #1: The Parking Authority was about to tow my car, but I swung by last minute and drove off.
Person #2: Dude, you so gave them the Ultracheese.

"The school just Ultracheesed me; they're making me take a Shakespeare course even though I already took one at community college.

by TheRealBurenchi March 12, 2019

Ultimate Vertical Emu

1. (proper noun) Name of a particularly vertical rollercoaster in Indiana, USA.

2. (noun) Any particularly vertical rollercoaster.

The line to ride Lincoln Logs from Hell is too long, so let's find Ultimate Vertical Emu.

by Trogdor August 9, 2004

Ultra Cats

Cats that have exceeded the regular old cat status and have gone "To The Max"

Hey look at that Ultra Cats he is To The Max

by Andraz Kigson February 11, 2006

ultimate death football

Ultimate death football is an alternative to normal tackle football. The game is played on a concrete field instead of grass and the players use no pads or protection of any kind. Each time blood is drawn, the other team gets a ten yard penalty in their favor. Therefore, if a player on the offense is tackled and scrapes his knee, they lose ten yards, but if a defensive player gets knocked down and scrapes his knee, the offense gains ten yards. Take note however that the intention of the game is not to make people bleed. Just like normal football, the object is to get points. The rest of the normal tackle football rules apply.

Jonah: Woah dude; why's all the skin on your face gone?
Kilpatrick: Oh man, I just lost in a game of ultimate death football. You wanna play?
Jonah: Sure!

by Nottadoctor July 2, 2008

Ultimate Chimney Sweep

occurs between two people.
First: person A stretches out person B's anal canal by inserting the middle finger, index finger, and thumb into the bum- and spreads the fingers.

Once anal hole is stretched:
person A inserts the head of a mop- preferably new- part with threadsinto person B's bowels, jiggles mop in order to clean person B's colon.

And that, my dear friends, is the ULTIMATE chimney sweep.

person B: I enjoyed that Ultimate Chimney Sweep you gave me the other night. It cleaned me right out!
person A: No problem, I'm glad I could help with your constipation.

by CherubPKU December 24, 2008

ultimate rubber chicken hair

occurs when one plays the p.e. class game, like ultimate frisbee or something of that nature, but instead of playing with a ball, you play with a rubber chicken, it is the kind of hair you have when you play a really intense game of ultimate rubber chicken.

not everyone plays hard enough to get true ultimate rubber chicken hair, so make sure you work hard, play hard and remember to keep score!(this will help you get that ultimate rubber chicken hair i know you've been wanting)

After 2B p.e. class, the three girls who gave their all on the court had a bad case of ultimate rubber chicken hair.

by asdkfjal;sdkfjkl April 23, 2009