uterine parasite

an unplanned and unwelcome fetus.

Maude's period is late. I bet she has a uterine parasite!

by Anastasia Beeverhousen June 14, 2008

utemite

a japanese cooking tool, or just another word for utmost

wang chung! hand me that utemite that's over there on the counter!!!I need to make some sushi!!!

by merbear June 10, 2004

Uteri Nation

pertaining to women in general. Anyone with a uterus. More specifically women who blue ball, or screw a man over in any way.

man 1: "what happened with you and that girl last night?"

man 2: "Nothing at all, I bought her dinner and the bitch didnt even invite me into her house!"

man 1: "Wow. she must be a member of the Uteri Nation"

by Aaron Jarrel February 19, 2009

uteronig

Short for "uterus nigger", a term commonly used in cyberpunk settings where artificially-grown humans, or 'test tube babies' are more common than natural-born humans. A derisive term for a natural-born person, or, a "uterus-born" person.

Artificially-grown humans are genetically perfect to a degree a natural-born person could never be, and so they view themselves as naturally superior to the "uteronigs".

Fuck off, uteronig, this bar is for perfects only.

by Hepcat John August 5, 2009

Utero Groupie

Slang for pregnancy. Used mainly by W.A.S.P.s to annoy their mothers. Also used by parents to creep their kids' friends out.

Mother, it's not my problem. I used to be your utero groupie, but that was 16 years ago.

"Zackary! My little utero groupie!"

"Dude, is your mom high, or something?"

by Skyedot October 13, 2009

Uteckian

Refers to a style of posting on a message board where the poster must not follow logic, must be arrogant and stubborn and use arguements irrelevant to the subject to prove a point.

Conversation regarding Kovalchuk's 17 year contract has a Uteckian response of: "Gave away Florida's future captain for nothing." The response has no relevance whatsoever to the topic at hand.

by MissionPossible July 20, 2010

Uterpii

A uterpii is a cute word for uterus when a woman is pregnant.

person1.Hey i have a baby in my uterpii!
person2. Awh, how cute!

by Sarai E October 21, 2011