Umbrella Corporation

The omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent entity based loosely on the world.

Meet Adolf, the (clandestine) brilliant fuhrer behind Umbrella Corporation.

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

umbrella rack

immediate shelter in a disaster but if hung on a coat rack it will not pop up

i need an umbrella rack so when this thing pops up its not stuck under my coat

by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022

umbrella

Something u use in the rain to keep yourself dry.

Pass me the UMBRELLA

by 1928Sugarcube April 5, 2022

umbrella

umbrella handles

damn nice umbrella

by yourlocalgp February 9, 2022

umbrella bitch

Someone who seeks out a relationship only because they're feeling depressed; similar to a sugar baby, but they desire emotional comfort rather than wealth

I dunno, we were pretty close right after my parents broke up, but I've barely talked to her recently. I think I'm just an umbrella bitch

by gracious fallacious January 9, 2023

UMBRELLA

a device consisting of a circular canopy of cloth on a folding metal frame supported by a central rod used as protection against rain or sometimes the sun

Wind: Can I steal ur umbrella?

Me: No...?

Wind: Too bad >:3

by DaUmbrella March 21, 2023

Umbrellabrow

When someone has bangs that reach their chin/under their eyes. Especially if their hair is greasy as well.

John: Did you see Muhammad? He has an Umbrellabrow now.
Dave: A what?
John: An Umbrellabrow is a really bad hairstyle.
Dave: oh yeah.

by Karclash August 8, 2023