by Scott LaRock July 25, 2007

To shove something up one's vaginal canal/twat in an effort to hide the object in it's entirely from a prying source.
"I totally twatted my bowl after we got pulled over by the cops when we were hotboxing my Honda Fit"
by Bananananananananaaaa August 15, 2009

Judy: Hey Matt, how do you feel about the Patriots losing?
Matt: It fucking sucks! Why did you bring that up??
Judy: Wow, you don't have to twat about it.
Matt: It fucking sucks! Why did you bring that up??
Judy: Wow, you don't have to twat about it.
by BuTangClanFire March 15, 2016

To twat, to spend a period of time doing and achieving nothing, either intentionally or by accident.
by Cobs71 October 24, 2008

When you're so mad at someone, all the good insults disapear from your head....and this is what you are left with!
by MistressC February 4, 2010

twat is the female genitals.
by tftydtyfytrft November 19, 2007

The parting between a female's vaginal lips. Hairy twat's may be harder to find than a shaven. Twat may be found offense so be careful how you use it...
Hey Tiffany, Your twat tastes of fucking cheese and fish- dont you wash down here?
*slap*
Barry you fucking hairy twat!
*slap*
Barry you fucking hairy twat!
by relentle$$ January 6, 2007
