the Saab 900 Turbo

When one man puts his foot in another man's mouth (preferably a homie) while their balls are touching. The easiest way to achieve this in practice is during the deepest stage of anal thrust, and regular stretching

Tony gave me the Saab 900 Turbo for my birthday, and by am I sore!

by somefuckinguyferchristsake July 22, 2020

turbo burger

a double cheeseburger, on top of a mcchicken, on top of a double cheeseburger. all compacted into 1300 calories and 62 grams of fatty goodness.

I'm going to go grab a turbo burger and see if I can't give myself a heart attack.

by F IT Ultimate September 24, 2007

Turbo Cock

Turbo Cock is a verb used to describe the action of drawing a penis on a person that is passed out due to over drinking and being a pussy. The best way to do it is to hide it on the person's body in a spot where they may not see it immediately, in the hopes that the turbo cock remains on their skin until either pointed out by someone else or the person discovers it later on.

Turbo Cocking should not be confused with totally trashing some poor cat with sharpie all over their face and body. Turbo Cocking is meant to be subtle and not obvious.

The truest and most awesome form of the action is to Turbo Cock a total stranger who is passed out somewhere. The person will have no idea where it came from and will forever ponder who it was that owned his punk ass.

Upon discovering that you have been Turbo Cocked, you must know that you deserved it for being a pussy and passing out. Anyone who gets upset or cries about getting Turbo Cocked instantly becomes a Faggot.

"Dude, I got hammered last night and passed out on Jerm's couch and someone Turbo Cocked me. Awesome!"

"I was in the shower today and found a Turbo Cock on my back from 2 days ago. Awesome!"

"You see that homeless guy passed out on the sidewalk? Give me a sharpie, I am going to Turbo Cock that homeless piece of shit."

by Jerm Core August 24, 2008

twin turbo taint tickler

* One who is fond of the taint

* A person whom uses both hands to tickle taints at a rapid speed

* Someone who unsuspectedly tickles taints

* Two fingered fast taint tickler

* Someone who tickles taints at the speed of sound, also known as The Tingly Watson and The French Tickler

I was sexually assaulted by the twin turbo taint tickler

by Ali Winehouse August 6, 2011

Kingston Trio

A popular rest area mens room act where 3 dudes get in one stall, the first dude sits on the toilet, the second dude stands facing the first dude with his feet inside a tall shopping bag, thus hiding his presence from the outside, he gets blown by the first dude, the third dude is naked and sitting on the shoulders of dude two, now dude three is much taller than the stall door negating the purpose of the shopping bag, but he is only there because it's funny as shit when there is a naked dude on another dudes shoulders.

Tim felt fancy standing in a Nordstroms bag while his two new friends helped him complete a Kingston Trio.

by Papa Wheelie October 8, 2012

Alkaline Trio

One of the best bands ever.

Phara0h' and ultranonce were too busy fisting each other while listening to gayass black metal to appreciate the sheer greatness of Alkaline Trio.

by alkaline trio owns you all February 29, 2004

Turbo Tim

'n': The Chuck Norris of Snowmobiling.

'verb': To dominate a snow covered mountain.

There are no unclimbable mountains, only mountains TURBO TIM has yet to climb. Turbo Tim went back in time on his turbo Apex and simulaneously deflected both bullets whizzing towards JFK. The president was so astonished his head exploded. Turbo Tim lifted a stock Apex twice. Turbo Tim thought about round house kicking an XP and it fell apart. Gravity effects YOU. Turbo Tim effects gravity.

by RMK1155 October 13, 2007