Dave: Hey Bill, what did Samantha get you for Christmas
Bill: She bought me a Chia Pet but used the seed to grow some Turf Pussy.
Bill: She bought me a Chia Pet but used the seed to grow some Turf Pussy.
by Saladtosser83 February 7, 2021
Get the Turf Pussy mug.Jimmy was constipated for 15 days, then he dropped a massive Turdosaurus Rex but was reluctant to flush it out because it had become a part of him for 2 weeks. Even later during the day he kept missing the turd as he got emotionally attached to it. That's a serious case of turdalgia.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 14, 2021
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Lives life at it's best but gets pissed off over silly things oftentimes. Adaptive to its surroundings has an ability to keep people around him happy.
Lives life at it's best but gets pissed off over silly things oftentimes. Adaptive to its surroundings has an ability to keep people around him happy.
by kickass007 November 21, 2021
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Get the Tufail mug.Has a big "Lörres". And his best friend ist Murat the fuckboy. Murat has a little cock with sucuk geschmack. Tufan is called the shishameister because he can do the best shisha in life. Fifa is his passion. No comments needed he ist the best. Vay amk
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