amber turd

An offensive smelling shit or fart

"i just had the worst amber turd"

"that curry last night gave me the worst amber turd"

by Paddy O'Furniture69 May 22, 2022

turd connoisseur

An expert judge in matters relating to the taste and texture of turds, usually a canine but sometimes a person.

A long time ago I had this toy poodle who was a total turd connoisseur, she would seek out turds wherever she could find them and she was lucky enough to be living with some fine cats who left her little brown love bombs in their cat box.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

Anger Turd

The feces that one leaves for another person to find out of spite.

Amber Heard left an anger turd on Johnny's side of the bed.

by Anya Christina Harris April 30, 2022

Turd Island

When one shits and the turd hits the bottom of the toilet but still breaks the water line in the toilet bowl, protruding out far enough for a small species to live on.

Dude, remember how I said I had to take a huge dump? It turned out to be a turd island. PEOPLE WERE LIVING ON THAT THING!

by Mr. O'rizzle November 11, 2009

bleeding turds

This is military slang for someone with severe abdominal injuries from an explosion or machinegun.

Man, he was so blown to shit he was bleeding turds!

by I, Wreckerrr April 12, 2021

turd mongoler

turd mongoler- when an individual unknowingly craps on a pre-existing turd that is submerged in the bowl water itself, creating a gargantuan mound of fecal matter. the individual themself is considered a turd mongoler after the blasphomas crime has been comensed.

needing to deficate histerically, the nieve dumper proceeded to drop his trousers and ireversibly transform into the turd mongoler his mother always feared he would become.

by master mongolersonsville May 30, 2009

holiday turding

A holiday tradition, similar to Christmas Caroling, only it’s dropping fresh turds on neighbors’ porches instead.

We’re all going holiday turding after dinner, honey; would you like to join us?

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019