Me and Jaycie had sex, and she turtle tanked me. She must have taken a huge shit right before we did it.
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Get the boom boom in the fart tank mug.An abbreviation of the name for the practice of 'tantric wanking'. This is when one masturbates to the point of near ejaculation, but then suddenly removes his hand from his penis and proceeds to sit on it in a meditatory stance, thus ceasing the self-stimulation. The wanker repeats this process over the course of two to three days. Needless to say the result is incredibly spectacular, but can unfortunately result in knob-ache.
by Joe Iles December 31, 2007
Get the tank wank mug.the ultimate chick magnet. can be seen put putting around in the roughest parts of town. intimidates other vehicles on the road. distinct gun metal paint job. not only is it bulletproof, but also rpg proof. has broken the speed of light and the speed of sound. Because it has broken the speed of sound, sign language is a key for communication while inside the tank. can seat 6 brave soldiers at a time. only down fall is that it cannot be used in stealth operations, since you can hear the fucking tank roll up from over 10000 miles away.
ho #1: did you see or hear the tank screech by last night?
ho #2: i did. my panties come off every time i hear or see the tank.
ho #2: i did. my panties come off every time i hear or see the tank.
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