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cross town traffic

Not to be confused with the Jimi Hendrix song, cross town traffic, is a deed of love making/ coprophelia/ scat fetish/ poop love in which to lovers/fuckers both drop trough and poop into each others buttholes simultaneously. This act, in its purest form, is physically impossible, however, in theory it can one of the most beautiful acts of love making that ever existed.
HEY! BRO! me and that girl last night was KARAZEE we fucking partook in cross town traffic all night all over the frat house.

SISTA, SISTA, SISTA, I nabbed me some hawt white boy dick last night and we scatted, tossed each others salads and even did this crazy ass white boy thing called cross town traffic. To say the least I was thorougly satisfied.
by ian September 26, 2007
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flash traffic

Flash Traffic, traffic that appears as suddenly as a flash flood may.
Guy 1: Where'd all this traffic come from? It was clear a minute ago.
Guy 2: That's flash traffic for you, completely unpredictable.
by Logarhythm October 8, 2008
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Traffic Cone Lover

Somebody who is obsessed or loves Traffic Cone pictures depicting underage prepubescent Traffic Cones, not always in sexual situations.
I love cones, i want to have intercourse with Traffic Cones

Me : i want to fuck cones > Traffic Cone Lover
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The Traffic Jam

The act in which several men try to insert thier penis' into one womans anus. There may be as many penis' as can be rammed up there, however is blood occurs that might be enough...
Friends may be involved but this may be wierd...
"dude that girl had a massive Traffic Jam last night... i heard there was 8!"

or

"The Traffic Jam i was in last night was epic!"
by ranfky March 3, 2010
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Trafalgar Law

Has one of the biggest dick and biggest heart, his tiddies are suckable. He'd care for you and feed you, would also teach your wrong doings.
I love Trafalgar D. Water Law
"is that the most hottest big dick person in one piece?!"

Look it's Trafalgar law!! I love Trafalgar (one piece)
by onlinemystery March 6, 2022
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traffic jam

when you don't receive any of your texts because too many people are texting you at once causing a traffic jam in the phone lines. generally used as an excuse because nobody has texted you.
hey did bob text you? .. no theres a traffic jam going on
by fpf! December 6, 2010
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Slovakian traffic cone

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by Mmkks November 4, 2022
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