Ringwood tree topper

The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.

Miguel like to get the Ringwood tree topper after Jenifer eats lots of tacos.

by "Evil Jim" Def created by: The Void January 12, 2008

Torpedo

When a Man runs full speed while erect into a woman bending over. (completely random girl)

yo man, i torpedoed some chick last night, too bad i missed. Now my dicks real fucked.

by Blake Nowak June 7, 2007

tope

to be tight and dope at the same time.

i am a tope baller. I am tope at video games. That is a tope shirt man.

by joe mccurdy December 15, 2007

frozen torpedo

Poop that has been wrapped in aluminum foil, frozen, then "reinserted". Often used by gay men as a form of sexual stimulation.

Brandon and Ashwin enjoy using frozen torpedos in their various gay games.

by Cledis October 27, 2004

torbesh

slavs in macedonia who converted to islam during the rule of the ottoman empire. note that not all slavic muslims in macedonia are torbesh.
its debated by historians if the torbesh are originally croats or serbs or macedonians or bulgarians .
some historians claim torbesh the same as gorani from southern kosovo. some say they are pomak

torbesh are a result of 500 years of ottoman rule

by wize wun July 29, 2008

quantum torpedo

A improved version of a Photon torpedo used during the Dominion War in Star Trek DS9 and in a ride called "BORG Invasion 4D" at the Las Vegas Hilton hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada.

"Fire quantum torpedos," Sisko, Janeway

by Shadowfire December 9, 2008

tore off the frame

Term used to describe a person intoxicated to the point where trashed is an inappropriate word to be used.

I drank a 5th of crown last nite an was tore off the frame.

I snorted 2 rails of coke last nite and it had me tore off the frame for about 2hours.

by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003