1) A prolapsed rectum. (aka. trunk butt)
2) When one masturbates a penis using ones prolapsed rectum.
2) When one masturbates a penis using ones prolapsed rectum.
by Michael Reno Ewart October 14, 2009
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1. an electric rod that converts salt to chlorine, then back to salt in a hot tub.
2. a device used for sexual pleasure either anally or vaginally, usually in a wet setting, such as pool, pond, shower, sewage pipes, etc. it omits electrical light and currents and sensual chemicals that leave a lasting impression on your genitals. :)
3. in relativity to definition 2, anything one shoves up another's ass, or any sort of dildo. "kinky torpedo" just sounds better.
2. a device used for sexual pleasure either anally or vaginally, usually in a wet setting, such as pool, pond, shower, sewage pipes, etc. it omits electrical light and currents and sensual chemicals that leave a lasting impression on your genitals. :)
3. in relativity to definition 2, anything one shoves up another's ass, or any sort of dildo. "kinky torpedo" just sounds better.
1. daughter: hey, mom, you better check the spa, our kinky torpedo's on the fritz again.
2. girl#1: so i was with kyle and we were taking a bath together, and suddenly he puts his hand over my eyes and is all, "baby, i got us a gift." then, i feel this buzzing sensation near my kooch, and i open my eyes to the most amazing tingly feeling and see that hes using a kinky torpedo on me!
girl#2: OMG was it weird?!
girl#1: it was AWESOME!!! girl#2, you've GOT to try it.
3. gay man: ooo i love them kinky torpedo's. ;)
2. girl#1: so i was with kyle and we were taking a bath together, and suddenly he puts his hand over my eyes and is all, "baby, i got us a gift." then, i feel this buzzing sensation near my kooch, and i open my eyes to the most amazing tingly feeling and see that hes using a kinky torpedo on me!
girl#2: OMG was it weird?!
girl#1: it was AWESOME!!! girl#2, you've GOT to try it.
3. gay man: ooo i love them kinky torpedo's. ;)
by sugarlesshigh January 2, 2011
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I live here. Run
I live here. Run
Get the fuck out of Toledo
by TacoMann July 5, 2009
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by Thê Ãtømï¢ Þhrêäk December 25, 2004
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E: guess what, Swedish Torpedo is coming for a visit.
T: Cool, you might get laid!
E: It is not that hard to get laid!
T: Yeah, but Swedish Torpedo is one of a kind. A nice thick penis is hard to turn down.
T: Cool, you might get laid!
E: It is not that hard to get laid!
T: Yeah, but Swedish Torpedo is one of a kind. A nice thick penis is hard to turn down.
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