toasty gristle

When you're making bacon naked and you stick your cock on the gristle making it nice and toasty and bloody and engaging in intimate anal sexual activity.

I was feeling frisky while cooking with bae so we performed the toasty gristle.

by Lil Peabody January 26, 2015

toasty

A lie on specific life events

"Oh don't you dare toasty me!"

by prince sucmadic January 14, 2016

cheese toastie

Probably some guy named Travis. He has reddish brown hair and a baby face and drives a rainbow bus and knows all the slurs. He's kinda cool but touches too much grass.

He got high in his youth so his kids don't have too.

Pepsi > Cola

Oh you're calling cheese toastie? Tell him I said hi.

You guys are boring imma hang out with Travis.

by mady with two d's and an i November 2, 2023

Toasties

Toasties can be used to mean either cool, hello or goodbye.

1. "Man your shoes are toasties"
2. "Toasties my good man"
3. "I'll see you later"
"Yeah toasties."

by Rory Spence July 20, 2008

Toasty

An adjective describing someone who tries too hard to fit in sed social situations. A toasty person would generally say things to fit in with the group because they may either feel left out or want to fit in more. Toasty people should be proceeded with caution as they might cause anger, frustration, drama, or any other side effects thought of associated with someone who is toasty. May be also coincided with the word extra.

Cute boy: Wow I love that show Shameless it is quite a wonderful production!
Cute boy's main hoe: OMG yes I'm so glad that we can watch it together!
Random Girl: Oh yea! I love Shameless especially that episode 1-3 minute 45:13! So funny. I started watching it after I heard you watch it!
Cute boy and his main hoe at the same time to each other: Damnnnn, she toasty!

by sexyjew132 April 1, 2017

Toasties discord server

a discord server full of cool people

gang: you meet your gf on tinder?
me: fuck tinder i met bae on toasties discord server

by Ruby109 May 6, 2024

toasti blud

a person who prefers talking to a younger demographic of people, also their cousin probably has a 15 incher and they brag about it. ontop of that cant cook

toasti blud can mean "i fucking want you"
"u stay talking to kids... i fucked up i admit i was horny"

by smartballer234 July 23, 2025