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Toasty

A toaster stroodle without the sweet sauce, for it is replaced with cum and is slapped violently at a velocity where it fractures the skull and cum goes everywhere, leaving a tasty, hot, cummy mess for Toast to clean.
"Dude, Viper enjoyed that Toasty last night."
"Did Toast clean it up?"
"Of course, he enjoyed the cum part mainly"
by Spidercaxe June 1, 2023
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Toasty Schreiber

When someone has a craving for toast but also would like to take a bubble bath so they bring the toasted into the bath so their toast doesn't burn. Also can be used with a Creamy Geuther.
Will: I really want toast and a bubble bath
You: just do a toasty schreiber
by Bing Chillin March 16, 2023
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Toasty

Heavily corroded such that something is brittle and pieces flake off.
The car had once been beautiful, but what was left was toasty and too far gone to be salvaged.
by Max015 October 31, 2023
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cheese toastie

Probably some guy named Travis. He has reddish brown hair and a baby face and drives a rainbow bus and knows all the slurs. He's kinda cool but touches too much grass.

He got high in his youth so his kids don't have too.

Pepsi > Cola
Oh you're calling cheese toastie? Tell him I said hi.

You guys are boring imma hang out with Travis.
by mady with two d's and an i November 2, 2023
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Cheese toasty

Whilst performing anal sex with someone who has smeg, the receiver lets out a hot fart on the Givers penis.
Cs: “omg did you hear what ch did to ws last night?
She gave him a cheese toasty”
Hh: “whats that?”

Cs: “ they were doing anal and she farted on his cheesy dick
by Twiggy twang February 10, 2024
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Toasty

"you are just as subby as toasty!"
by dontfw_kevin December 22, 2022
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Toastie

A form of insult that arose from a misunderstanding with the purpose to replace “melt”
Person A - “You’re such a melt”

Person B - “Melt? Stfu you toastie”
by Toastiecreator July 10, 2023
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