woody tissue

When you have morning wood and ejaculate into a tissue thus creating a 'woody tissue'.

"i made a hella woody tissue this morning bro"

by watermelongatorade February 2, 2017

new years tissue

this guy who is a massive wanker

aw fuck him he's a new years tissue

by spaghetti-chan September 21, 2021

Fart Tissue

Fart Tissue: A tissue that smells like intense fart.

1: Dude, I've got some bad allergies today!
2: Don't use the tissues in Mrs. Taylor's room, she has fart tissues!

by spookyscarysharts October 10, 2021

Tissue box

An emotionally dead person who has as many emotions as a tissue box

Man: Kayley i love you
Kayley: I dont
Man: you are a tissue box

by Bigballzbabe August 14, 2021

Tissue Vandals

A tissue vandal is a janitors worst nightmare. Usually anonymous, this person (or sometimes people depending on how bad the situation is) will vandalize school toilets by using wet tissue mainly soaked with water.

There are different types of tissue vandals, the most common being the chuck'n'splat kind. These people will wet tissue and Chuck it with the aim of getting it in a high-up place (the higher, the supposedly the better)

Some tissue vandals are also soapfitti artist as well and take pleasure in smudging mirrors with the bog standard soap from the easily accessible soap dispensers

Headmaster: I'm sick and tired of these tissue vandals!

by Sai-Chan June 22, 2021

Tissue disc drive

exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.

"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."

'bummer..."

by thekittykat October 13, 2011

tissue kitty

A woman who spits in a tissue after a blowjob

She gave a good blowjob but was a tissue kitty.

by mpwick August 17, 2017