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Tinder ban

When tinder bans hot bitches because you're making all the uglies jealous. Usually following an occasion of hooking up with a married man.
Cindy:"I got a tinder ban!"
Elle:"Why?"
Cindy:"I probably hooked up with a dude that has a fat wife."
Elle:"He cheated on his slu with you!"
Cindy:"He said he'd never been married, these slu's can't keep their husband's happy!"
Tinder ban by Eve4 May 28, 2022
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Tinder hygiene 

conditions or practices done prior to tinder dates conducive to maintaining health and preventing disease, especially through cleanliness.
Q: Why do you shampoo your hair so much?

A: Oh it was just a part of my tinder hygiene
Tinder hygiene by gato100pelo June 10, 2022

tinder skank 

A woman of low self worth on tinder get cock and be a cum dumpster for any (near) hot guy.
Dude, all those women you have been seeing from tinder, they are all skanks - omg, they are tinder skanks.
tinder skank by profman22 July 16, 2022

tinder boy 

A delicious hunk of meat that is too fuckboyish to take seriously
The tinder boy won’t stop snapping me.
tinder boy by TigerKing12369 October 17, 2022

Tinder Slip 

When you're using the online dating apps, and you forget about the hot one you may actually have a shot with, because you get barraged by average candidates flirting with you.
Dude, I totally forgot about the hot, bourbon-drinking tall brunette with big tits in the Village, because I got like ten new matches in a row who know just how to kiss my ass. My Tinder Slip lasted 3 days....now she's gone forvever!
Tinder Slip by Ekenned1 December 14, 2022

tinder police 

When you find your bro’s girl on tinder so you play tinder police and expose that dumb broad.
Me: Hey bro last night I turned on the speed burner and was swiping and found your bitch on tinder. So I decided to catch her and play tinder police!
James: Really bro? I know I should’ve took my pop tarts and ran from that fucking grenade.
tinder police by YungTBagger January 13, 2023

Tinder Juice 

A horrible mixture of saliva, makeup and semen. Often found after sex, hence the name.
Freind 1: “I woke up in the middle of the night, my date was gone and my face was covered in Tinder Juice.”
Friend 2: “Oof, did you at least get her number?”
Friend 1: “No.”
Tinder Juice by O’ Wise one March 22, 2023