timothy wu

Timothy Wu is a famous good looking asian.

I met Timothy Wu yesterday! Omg!

by Bob Lai January 22, 2009

Timoshenko

Weird looking woman who is Ukrainian prime minister. Wears that strange braid which makes her look like an idiot.

Did you see Timoshenko on the TV last night? Dude, her braid is just stupid!!!

by Poleno September 19, 2006

Timothean

A follower of Timothy. In the Bible, Paul wrote letters to Timothy as if Timothy would be alive on earth in the later days. Pseudopigrapha, prewritten Christian and Jewish text, suggest Timothy is the 13th apostle of Jesus Christ that would judge the world, and teach the true Gospel of Christ in the later days. This is why the 13 is considered a unlucky number. It would mean the end of many religious leaders and teachers. It simply means someone who believes Timothy and his teachings.

In 1985 Timothy Allen Campbell saw Jesus Christ in the flesh and wrote, "The Gospel of Timothy". He started the Timothean Religion which can be found on the Internet as a religion of fiction. However, the religion is not fiction to Timothy or his followers. The last person on earth who claims to have seen Jesus, is Joseph Smith who started the Mormon religion.

by GoTimothy August 13, 2011

timothetically

This is when someone has a comment that is all technical and nobody cares.

timothetically speaking, you dont just get sore from running, its actually the lactic acid build up in your muscles that makes you feel tired and ache

by timlovesbigballsinhisface April 22, 2011

Timetable rape

What happens when a social retard (or social savant) has an uncanny knowledge on everything about your timetable and academic events. Thus, in the process violating your sense of academic privacy.
It can also extend to timetable/exams/test memory, where one would constantly remind you of the class(or tests/exams) that you will be having, thinking that for some unknown reason, you, the person whom the timetable is specifically for, would not know what class or important sac you might have. And then to complete the retardation process, they would comment on something else entirely unrelated. e.g. weather.

*not very close acquaintance* saying: "Hey, just thought it would be of a nice manner to remind you that you have an english test next. While i'm at it, let me remind you of how nice the weather is today."

Friend: "dude, that guy just totally timetable raped me."

by R U OKAY August 25, 2012

timothy castles

A very nice person who doesn’t have a wig for hair. He is very caring and nice and wants a girlfriend. His nan is a nice lady and helps Timmy. Timothy plays fortnite on his ps4 and likes to stay up late eating toast.

“Look at Timothy Castles, he’s so cool!”

by Timothy Castles Fan June 29, 2021

Timothée Chalamet

Timothée Chalamet is the coolest actor who ever lived. He has many talents: he can play the piano, he can sing, he can speak French, English and a bit of Italian and above all he recites from God. I love him too much, he's my life, he’s managed to get me out of a dark period of my life and that’s why I can’t thank him enough.
They speak so badly of him without knowing him, without really understanding who he is and how beautiful he gives to those who love him.

"Are you in love?"
"Yes I like Timothée Chalamet. He's my everything"

by anonymous June 9, 2021