pink ticket

To be permitted by your girlfriend/spouse to indulge in such activities that are normally banned in her absence.

Activities include visiting a drinking establishment with your mates, going clubbing and generally entertaining yourself in the presence of other males and/or females without being constantly reminded of your social obligations towards her.

In a broader sense, these activities include pretty much everything that is fun and does not revolve around her.

Pink tickets generally tend to apply to evening activities and are always of a fixed duration (usually no longer than a few hours).

The applicant must often state and commit to a pre-agreed expiration time, upon which he must return to her custody.

"I've got a pink ticket tonight. Let's get sloshed."

"John didn't get a pink ticket. I guess it's just us going MILF-hunting tonight."

by Costas Mantratzis January 3, 2009

Drinking Ticket

That service started by USC (South Carolina) students that helps kids when they get alcohol tickets.

"Oh you got an alcohol ticket?" "Check out Drinking Ticket on their website drinkingticket.com they can help you!"

by DrinkingTicket January 21, 2012

parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederates again. What a parking ticket.

the son: so now what? we repaint the door?

father: yes, although this act of vandalism is indeed a parking ticket, it isn't as bad a The French Wars of Religion

by Sexydimma May 30, 2015

parking ticket

What you don't want to find on your car window when you don't pay to park in a parking spot you have to pay for. Luckily, I don't have to worry about that because I pay.

If you see a little orange piece of paper on your window, your screwed

by lunar shadows November 10, 2004

Punch Your Bitch Ticket

When an individual deciedes to take their own life because they can't go on anymore.

Just because they are picking on you doesn't mean you should punch your bitch ticket.

by Papa_Ghede January 28, 2017

Parking Ticket

Condom found still inside of or hanging out of a woman's vagina upon waking up in the morning. Usually caused by continuing the sexual act after ejaculation.

Had the best drunken sex with the hot chick from the bar last night, but I woke up to her all pissed off at me. Apparently I had left her a parking ticket.

by DOC 211 August 23, 2010

Arab Airplane Ticket

A knife or a gun, or any weapon.

Abdul tried to use an Arab Airplane Ticket, but was jumped by five women and beaten senseless.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005