spinning a golden thread

The act of evacuating urine from one's truncheon of love/cavern of wonders.
I was spinning a golden thread the other day when I realised I needed to curl one out too...
by Pystique February 18, 2010
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too many sticky threads

When forum moderator stick too many threads, so that you have to scroll down to see new ones every time you visit forum. Sticky threads may have useless or obsolete informations, but moderators do not delete them.

Generally considered bad practice.
example 1:
user 1: please un-stiky these threads! They are old and have useless information.
user 1 banned from forums.

example 2: google "too many sticky threads!"
by name used whatever October 25, 2011
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Lightening bug thread

a subject that can be used to control someone, as a killswitch for undesirable behavior. it is somewhat synonymous with blackmail, extortion, etc.. derived from the act of tying a Lightening bug (the southern term for Firefly) to a thread, so that it can be jerked around in the air, like a dog on a leash.
my friend told me one of his take-it-to-the-grave secrets, so I told him one of mine, as a lightening bug thread.
by non-redneck in the south March 08, 2007
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shit thread lock and b&

The appropriate response to a forum/message board topic thread that is of no use to anything. It consists of no content worthy of reading, teal deers, and self pictures that make you want to throw acid in your eyes. Also, in general the OP is a giant faggot.
OP: "Hey guiz, post what Urban Dictionary Says about your name! Come on, it will be fun!"
Response: "Shit thread lock and b&"
by David D Davidson Jr. July 15, 2010
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self care thread girl

that girl who makes threads on insta and that either counts as a career or she knows about "selfcare" because she posts on the selfcare account like what, twice a month?
"Oh mY gOd fOlLoW mY sElF CarE acCoUnT" tiffany said

"bro, she is a self care thread girl" dan said.
by stantheVscogirls August 07, 2019
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Martyr Thread

From time to time certain posts are made on forums / bulletin boards that are in conflict with the focus or view of the board owner or community. At these times the thread maybe closed (ie no more posts accepted) or deleted.

The said thread can then become a rallying point, or Martyr for disruptive community / individual behavior.
Someone brings up a controversial issue / matter which subsequently causes arguments and unacceptable forum behavior. The post is then closed, after which persons begin opening new threads that refer to the closed issue in rebellion to the authority that administrates the board. Community members may also form factions which can then cause further community instability.

The thread could then be called a Martyr Thread.

by Adam Docherty aka Lobos May 27, 2007
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de-threading

de-threading v. Extracting your thong underwear out of your crack.
Did you see that girl de-treading, right there in the elevator? Man she was hot, but it must been up in there, she was doing some major de-threading surgery.
by emi-fly June 20, 2005
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