needle in a gay stack

In the event of an all male orgy in which all participants have throbbing 9 inchers soft, the sorry fuck that shows up packing a baby dick is instantly known as the dreaded NEEDLE IN A GAY STACK!

Gerth Brooks: Hey Walt are you going over to that 5 hour pack fest at Zerns later?

Walt Jizzme: Yeah dude totally. I am gonna make dudes limp. By that I clearly mean limp when they walk because I am going to make their wangs rock solid ! Are you going to sing by, Mr. Corleone?

Dong Corleone: Hell yeah bro I am down to slam some asspussy as long as you dont invite that NEEDLE IN A GAY STACK, Vojak.

by Vojie October 10, 2012

Chocolate space needle

A turd that has enough lenght to rest on the bottom of the toilet bowl while having atleast 1" of head sticking out of water in a vertical position without touching any other spot of the bowl.

Holy crap I just laid a chocolate space needle, grab the camera!!!

by smtwtfs October 13, 2009

threading the needle

When a brother jumps down off the top bunk onto another brother and landing with his dick in the other brothers ass.

mom: boys time for dinner!
boy: just a minute i'm threading the needle with Timmy.
mom: dinken flicka

by uncle_bad_touch May 19, 2018

Bury the needle

When driving in a car or riding a motorcycle or crotch rocket and stopped at a red light or simply just driving, the driver will floor the gas pedal and gain a burst of speed, passing other drivers as they do it. Refers to the tachometer which measures the engines RPMs and the fuel gauge.

"When its raining, I like to bury the needle so that the tires slip"

by Cartmaniac June 28, 2009

needle taped to the hip

the sort of penis a prickish asshole might have

Suck your dick?!? I hope you're not talkin bout that needle taped to your hip...

by Innasense February 14, 2005

pine needle sickness

pine needles is a serious illness that affects the scalp. it may cause severe hair fall out. to know if you have pine needle contract a doctor today

I think i may have pine needle sickness should i go to a doctor

by realdocta.com January 6, 2021

Needle Dog Collar

The poky sensation you get in your shirt (particularly in your collar) after getting a haircut.

Guy 1: Shit this sucks, I just got a haircut and now I have a needle dog collar. It itches!
Guy 2: Damn dude that sucks, better change your shirt, ya dirt!

by SentimentalDad667 May 8, 2014