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Jab

No, Adeola got her jab last week
by bussydestroyer3000 May 9, 2021
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to sleep with a fool muslim foolishely,or to marry with him,when you are having good jabs at night middle,even where every time,at all!Circumcisions,yeah you remebered all of them have these days,yum!
My friend servant,had found out her and she married him,she couldn,t but at last wasjabbedby,in the delta of not having me (I wasn,t that all around her) and not being having a man and being very sexily hungered at a last, agreed to marry this serf,who that nothing more was than that!
by bad,good? November 6, 2019
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lizard jab

Lizard Jab (verb) To quickly and forcefully tongue punch a willing anus
Sean delivered an efficent lizard jab, quickly ending the argument and the evening at the movies.
by Toobie doobie November 2, 2023
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Slip jab

When youre masturbating and your hand slips off your dick and you punch your self in the balls
After my date last night I slip jabbed my self
by B76B011 September 24, 2016
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jab

a girl who goes by the name gloria who has unique fashion and a good sense of humor.
“omg did you see that jab over there?”
“oh, you mean gloria?”
by C0rmaq November 28, 2021
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Jib Jab

Native jargon of Crevington aka The Crevice community located in Spokane, WA.
That fool was staring into the sun, squeezing lemons in his eyes and talking a whole bunch of Jib Jab!
by Snowmntha June 13, 2024
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jab shield

Is what you say when someone either within a defined perimeter, or smell-shot radius of you, farts. If you are the farter, you must pass the fart by tapping (or hitting) someone, and then shouting jab shield, which prevents it from being passed back. If someone smells your fart they can shout jabshield before you have decided to even pass it, thereby alerting others to the fart. The objective is to not be the person stuck with the fart.
Bill: {fart}
Bill hits Bob
Bill: Jab shield!
Bob: Doh!
Ben: Jab shield!
Bryan: Jab shield!
Bob hits Bernard
Bob: Jabshield!
Bernard: Dammit!

Bernard is stuck with the fart.
by yoyoyoyourmama July 26, 2006
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